Noelle/Nanner

Perpetually tired 21y/o comic artist and painter. Bisexual. She/Her They/Them. I like JoJo's, Star Wars, Spooky Shit, and Marvel. Feel free to talk to me!

[sadbugbois]

POV you’ve been invited to a very strange house party (You’re also a virgin)

[spaceraceart]

king

[oh-otto]

ND OTTO: NEW AND IMPROVED

WARNING: FLASHING LIGHTS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lohboh]

Someone needs to make a masterpost of fucked up Neopets facts because literally every time I reminisce about that game I remember something ridiculous such as

• The prize wheel that would take literal hours to spin and would occassionaly reward you with a screamer

• Neopets having petpets and the petpets having petpetpets which were just parasites

• The laboratory ray that was extremely fucking expensive to use having a chance of turning petpets into piles of ash

• A random chance for the game to just steal neopoints from you every time you navigate pages and there being a leaderboard for the unluckiest people that month

[cungadero]

there’s a game you can only play at 12:00 am to 1:00 am every day

players lined up en masse for waking up turmaculus and PRAYING that he would be nice enough to eat their goddamn petpet and give them a special site avatar for it

there was an item that you could buy for millions of neopoints in a “hidden” (used loosely) shop that you could use in the site’s battle feature to turn your opponent’s neopet into another color and species of neopet PERMANENTLY, undoing all their work on getting that rare paintbrush instantly

[headlessandhellbent]

Let’s not forget the magna pool where you have a random 10 minutes time slot once a day to throw your pet into lava to have them get a fireball paint color. Did I mention a RANDOM 10 MINUTE SLOT in a 24/hr time frame??????

[plantb0t]

There’s a lever that you can pull that does nothing except for steal your money and have a very low chance of giving you an avatar

They had a halloween event featuring the characters from supernatural as neopets

The old event hidden somewhere on the site where the staff members had a murder mystery and you could watch the flash animations of all the staff members being killed until only one was left

[nyanbinary-zack-foster]

Im sorry the halloween event where what

[plantb0t]

Neopets Sam and Dean

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

i. what?

[savefrog]

Neopets used to claim inappropriate pet names so they couldn’t be used on an account names Baduser and the neopet named genital is holding a hotdog

Only one neopet in the Neopets universe owns a car (Nigel the Chia)

There was a battledome item that would let you turn your opponent’s expensive precious painted pet into a Chia

There was a also a battledome item that would let you just PERMANENTLY DELETE your opponent’s potentially very expensive weapon

There was once Neopets mobile…before the era of Smartphones. The only way to access one of the Neopets lands was through a T Mobile subscription service that ended in 2009 and there’s still no way to access it

[lesbianshepard]

The avatar that took users three years to figure out after it’s release because of the ridiculously specific requirements

The original version of the penguin pet Bruce was straight up a picture of the real-life English television entertainer Bruce Forsyth 

An incident where switching over servers caused a glitch that users exploited to clone incredibly expensive items. After it was fixed any mention of the incident on the Neoboards got you frozen (somtimes permanently) with a message on how Neopets was safe and had never been hacked.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

The Neoapocalypse… Just… All of it

Neopets has a stock market, this one used to work as real life Stock Markets do, which lead to players coming together and all investing on the same stock in order to inflate it’s prize and gain a lot of money, yes, this was way before Reddit did it in real life. The Neopian Stock Market is now randomized instead of based in player’s investments

There’s a Neopets Black Market in which you pay real actual money to get rare items, usually unchanged Neopets that didn’t went through the UI update, which are considered the highest Rarity in the game

Lutari Island was a Neopian city, this one was only available through the mobile game however, and now the place is unreachable

Just to be clear, this one is a rumor within the fandom, but apparently one of the TNT (The Neopets Team, pretty much the staff) jobs was actively looking for and DMCA'ing Neopets not sfw content, as far as I am aware, this has slowed down/completely stopped after the staff change that caused the Neoapocalypse.

Not only does Neopets have a complex economy with inflation, stock markets, gambling, investing and trading but it also had an economic crash, which lead to stores going from allowing objects max prize to be from 99.999 to 999.999

[3798tadpole]

hey so what the fuck was this about

[arrivisting]

are these not, basically, wedding vows

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[star-scribbling]

happy first fingers in his ass sunday of 2019

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

This is the first fingers in his ass Sunday I’ve seen since the start of quarantine

[fishiest-fish]

Fingers in his ass sunday has return to tumblr. Nature is healing. Maybe we were the virus all along

[brazybunny]

Okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

[dykeclea]

this is still….so funny

[unknownknights-blog]

It was

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Great thing about this episode is they blew the whole VFX budget for the season and basically the entire music budget on Tainted Love and Toxic that it resulted in cheaper effects and a cheaper score for the rest of the season and they really didn’t have to do that.

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

no, I digress, they did have to do that and aren’t we glad they did

[woormfoood-deactivated20220614]

another perfect ad on this perfect website

[asimovsideburns]

The ad: DON’T APPROVE THIS AD! DON’T DO IT! DON’T FUCKING DO IT!!!

The guy in charge of approving ads:

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[maneater-zine]

🔪CONTRIBUTOR APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN🔪

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[maneater-zine]

@fanzinewatch @faneventshub @zineforall @fandomzines @zinefans @zinecenter @atozines @zineapps

[programmerhumour]

Funny how that works

[ferrousferrule]

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

[brunhiddensmusings]

what people fear about GMO- ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’ what GMO actually is- ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’ what people SHOULD be upset about- ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’

[aniseandspearmint]

^^^ THIS

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20210]

I log online and just get stickbugged over n over I can't take it anymore

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

you're stick of it? it's bugging you?

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[ohenoch]

Thinking about how Oscar Isaac doesn’t use his full name so he isn’t typecasted as a Latino drug dealer only to have Disney make his Latino character have a drug dealer past in episode 9

[whatbigotspost]

Hey, quick question, how loud do the dog whistles have to get before everyone finally calls him what he is??

[whatbigotspost]

Also this:

People are concerned that an $88 baseball sold on the Trump Organization's merch page could be a secret message to white supremacists

The latest in series of alleged dog whistles and outright white nationalist messages from Trumpworld comes in the form of an $88 baseball.

[masseffectdoctor]

A very important time to also remind everyone what America First means historically as well with the political cartoon from Dr. Seuss. They're a known fascist party with direct link to and in full support of Nazism in American History. This is a calculated move

[whatbigotspost]

Thank you for this reminder!

I also wanted to chime in again on this post bc there’s quite a bit of “he’s just not that smart” or “that’s a reach” about the 1st tweet in the notes. I have a couple of replies:

Firstly, Trump’s Twitter acct is notoriously NOT run exclusively by him so it’s entirely possible he was unaware of the character counts, etc. But that’s hardly the point here...if his closest advisors and idk what to call them...handlers? are fucking Nazis then our president is a fucking Nazi 🤷‍♀️ There’s no way that the original construction of that first tweet is a coincidence.

Secondly, whether or not he knows origins and meanings of 14/88 shit (I’d guess he DOES but I digress) his spoken rhetoric is pretty consistently overtly white supremacist in nature. So yeah. Point stands.