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Paz, 26 years old. Please take me out of Latin America (:

[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[spideyjlaw]

excellent work, secret agent tumblr user who gave bucky prince hair in the end credits of thunderbolts, return to base

[mbeoll]

I want to sniff his hair

[librarianbabs]

this started out as a joke about Bruce wearing slippers and turned into…whatever this is

I just really love Good Dad Bruce Wayne okay??

[librarianbabs]

bonus:

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[brainbubblegum]

[anonymoustypewriter]

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

[radioactivepeasant]

this makes me laugh every year

[riallasheng]

[ampervadasz]

My turn… (Unmute !)

[noctomania]

Omg you have to unmute lmao the way the dog’s tone changed IMMEDIATELY

[hornetstabber]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie

[mr-deep-downer]

which limb?

[hornetstabber]

penis

[mr-deep-downer]

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

[hornetstabber]

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

[confusion-is-deactivated2025071]

Tokyo Ghoul (2014)

[lo-55]

guess who’s working on a murder mystery for Halloween!

[writing-prompt-s]

In heaven you meet God, and ask him a single question. “God, why did you make the platypus so weird?” You ask. “The what?” God replies confused.

[laaanat-deactivated20220929]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

[skunkes]

[fuerza-valor-realidad]

[stutterhug]

Comparing Pets

Tapastic. Twitter.

[corrodedparadox]

Hey man can you hold this *hands you an alligator*