Weird Little men

(he/she/star) DNI if ur a loserrr little loserboy gonna piss ur pants https://solitarysketcher.neocities.org/ <- thas my wbesite <3

[lorillee]

now maybe im ignorant about some sort of nuance to this discussion but i find the rebrand of selfshipping to yumeshipping to be one of the most "thing, japan" incidents in recent online culture

[ilynpilled]

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

[ilynpilled]

[androreblogs]

[missmisdemeanor]

it is a rookie mistake to assume that the person making deeply anachronistic, inaccurate, and fairytale-esque knightposts knows nothing about real knights. i know all about real knights. i just think overseeing the farmland on your estate, explicitly being in it for (more) land and money, fighting less than half the year, and dying of cholera is sort of boring while swearing undying oaths is really sexy

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️

[regging]

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

[1five1two]

[arcticarthropod]

Wheat, rice, and corn are all grasses!

We're a very grass centric species.

[plantnerderyallday]

Not just* them! Sugarcane, bamboo, oats, barley, rye, sorghum, millet, teff, wild rice (which is a different genus than domesticated rice, and lemongrass too.

And those are just the edible species! We use other species for different purposes.

*those three being responsible for at least half of the calories consumed by humans, so "just" isn't very accurate.

[tlirsgender]

I'm not the first to point it out but fire lord ozai really had just a comically short reign. He fumbled it so badly. Imagine. You get the throne. You tell your gay son to go find a mythical hero who doesn't exist anymore so he'll stop embarrassing you & he really thinks he's gonna do it. Lol. Time to keep this war going for another hundred years. In the time it takes to crack your knuckles the fuckhead actually did it. But then he makes friends with the mythical hero who doesn't exist. And you're like hey wait. Stop that. You've already fumbled it unbelievably badly. Fucked it up on a scale most rulers could only dream of. You get pacifism blasted straight to hell. Your gay ass son is the new king. What the fuck. And then you like die in prison and nobody cares

[tlirsgender]

Cannot stress enough that he gave Zuko a purposefully impossible task (find the avatar) and three (3) years later he actually fucking did it. He gets like a messenger hawk or whatever saying hey the avatar is alive. Btw. & he's like what the fuck. & within six months of this he has fumbled not only the crown but also the war started by his great grandfather, ongoing for a full century, until YOU 🫵 (Ozai) tried to be funny. Little did he know the power of friendship was about to be hilarious

[tlirsgender]

Imagine if sisyphus was like hey boss I'm about to finish rolling that boulder like you asked me to 👍 & then it rolls back down and kills you instantly

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[a-titty-ninja]

[retroactivebakeries]

[beardedmrbean]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[valkayrieactual]

[habitrabbits]

@solitarysketcher

[victusinveritas]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

@wooftphr

[mr-puff]

it continues

[mr-puff]

[real-language-facts]

noobnouns - pronouns - hackernouns - godnouns

[mx-kennedy]

Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

[pirategaster]