Jesus it's been ages since I last updated this.
Hi hello. In the last 6 years or so I've:
- gotten married
- became a full stack developer
- bought a house
Woweezowee. I figured it's time I dust this thing off with Twitter dying and all.
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@noogetz
Jesus it's been ages since I last updated this.
Hi hello. In the last 6 years or so I've:
- gotten married
- became a full stack developer
- bought a house
Woweezowee. I figured it's time I dust this thing off with Twitter dying and all.
I literally felt stress leave my body watching this.
I love him, I hope he’s having a good day.
Close enough.
Adorable 😩❤❤
BABY
The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
who wrote this, expose him
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
That was difficult to read.
My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.
“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”
G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N
“To get back to my body”
This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.
Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He got mad as helllll
Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom
Tasha isn’t ready to come back inside. [video]
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
Confidence Helps
Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:
“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”
Me walking into Translation
These pages have been going around a lot lately. It;s from a story I wrote for Wonder Woman’s 75th Anniversary Special, and I am reblogging to make sure that the artist/co-creator, Colleen Doran, gets proper credit for making Star-Blossom so adorable! :)
This cured my depression
Literally just started a new campaign, DM gives us all 3 gold coins each and we are in an inn for the night.
Dragonborn: I approach the counter, ask for some tobacco to put in my smoking pipe.
DM: “Very Well” the inn man says “How much?”
Dragonborn: I put a gold coin in the counter “This will do”
DM OOC: DUDE, WTF?
Drgonborn OOC: What? I smoke a lot
DM: THATS,,, You know what, OKAY! - The Inn guy laughs “Okay kid” and goes to the back, only to come back rolling a BARREL of tobacco. “Here you go”
Dragonborn OOC: OH,,,,, a Gold coin is a lot more then i thoug-
DM OOC: NOPE, now u gotta carry this around, BETTER SMOKE ALL OF IT!
Now all the Dragonborn stealth roles are in disadvantage because he is carrying a giant barrel around and refuses to trow it away because it was literally 1/3 of his money.
McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter
The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).
BYE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE
Fledglings are the future
Hay, Remember When...?
This has to be my favorite Malcom in the Middle scene of all time. Just her reaction!
The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)
I love it when you can pick up an animator’s quirks.
did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there