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Tatyana // 18 // overlord of studentdyingstudyblr.tumblr.com // (That's my boyfriend's trophy, btw. I got sent to a math competition even though I'm terrible at math, and he placed . . . 3rd, I think . . . in the written competition and our team won the...

[funnelcloudd]

I love rust belt cities because they just have shit like this and no one cares no one says a god damn thing

[funnelcloudd]

Bad news folks

[theonion]

In a statement that mourned “the extinguishing of one of the league’s oldest and most infernal lights,” the Washington Wizards announced Tuesday that the organization’s founding wizard, Osric the Baleful, had died at age 682, bringing to an end a centuries-long career in necromancy, prophecy, and NBA ownership.

Osric’s 1997 acquisition of the team then known as the Bullets is said to have taken place after an omen from the entrails of a hanged usurer convinced him that possession of a middling sports franchise would grant him an inexhaustible river of mortal anguish on which to float into eternity. Osric emerged from his crypt during a lightning storm and presented the team’s owners with a yellowed parchment granting him “full dominion over basketball in the District of Columbia, together with all courts, revenues, and towering gamesmen, who are hereby subject to permanent indentureship.” Before the owners could protest, the wizard had already turned them into wooden pestles.

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[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[autistichalsin]

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

[anenbylittlepotato]

The worst part about this is that some people genuinely have this take:

[flowersforabel]

Oh god this being on my dash is like seeing my own corpse dragged through the town square

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

[valdevia]

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

[elodieunderglass]

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

[pangur-and-grim]

she rabbit kicked him off the ledge, then smacked him till he fell

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur after pushing a baby into the abyss

[rebathetoeless]

Hhhate it when people on my side of an argument are making bad points. You’re literally right why are you being stupid about it

[lonelyroommp3]

and so javert you see it’s true this man bears no more guilt than you. who am i?

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[ankle-beez]

[padofwan]

The thing is "Padawan. Steal a car." is actually one of the oldest and noblest Jedi traditions. Part of the standard duties of being a Padawan involves securing the getaway vehicle when your assignment has gone sideways six times over and developed into a full Situation. They have all done this. I know in my heart that even Luminara at some point looked at a situation and sighed and asked Barriss to please steal a car before the shooting starts.

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[greelin]

the devil went DOWN to georgia. always keep that in mind

[greelin]

we are below hell. is what i’m saying

[roseworth]

this is making me so upset. it’s not even necessarily about that scene being there but more about the fact that it says something that he was willing to cut one of the most iconic scenes in the story because it “didn’t work”

[marxism-transgenderism]

When the soap dribbles a little extra impotently on to the sink after you pump its load into your hand

[flurgehbla]

when the soap pump is so pent up it completely misses your hand and just blows it all over your shirt

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca