27 bi @norelation - Tumblr Blog

he’s made more than one of these and they’re making me insane because for two days i haven’t been able to stop saying ‘i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! he’s’ (x)

wizardarchetypes

i knew it! he's a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! i knew it, he's a vampire! he's a vampire, i knew it! i knew it! he's a vampire! i knew it!

wizardarchetypes

i knew it! he's a vampire!

fagstaynight

me: and the baby stewie is clever and talks. he is friends with brian the dog who also talks and likes to write

green troll: tell me more of this “lowest griffin”. perhaps he too is live under bridge? bridge in “quagmire of great filth”?

me: well quagmire is actually another character

green troll (frightened): spirit of land

ratantics

I needed to see this today.

transpigeon

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

spirit-of-science

sleep study

ADHD medication

DBT

headedoutleft

vitamin D

go outside for an hour and observe birds

eat a snack

trackerkitsune

drink water

ineffable-writer

Maybe do these in reverse order

katelyn-danger

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

5mil-sharts

cryptotheism

Its cute when peoples understanding of Tumblr comes from screenshots of our best posts. They come here and post with a Screenshot Accent

cryptotheism

Hey if you're feeling anxious because of this post I just want you to know you're being watched like a hawk and everyone is making fun of you and every time you ever make a mistake we go out to the woods and write it down in excruciating detail upon a big ancient oak tree that has a record of all your mistakes and we are all beautiful with aesthetically pleasing cocks and holes and breasts and we make out and what flaws we have are romanticize-able-- unlike yours-- and we are all deft cooks who produce sensual meals while we think of your lesser actions and activities.

kosmogrl

hal-monitor

✨⚾️ BASEBALL YURI ⚾️✨

airoehead

No this is book accurate

teathattast

1000mg tylenol and some coffee

nouveau-riche-princess

i was working as a cashier at a gas station and muad'dib walked in and asked for a pack of marlboro lights and when i put them on the counter he just put them in his pocket and pretended i never got him anything even though i clearly saw him take them and he just kept saying shit like "Such are the sands of fate." and “The vision of time is broad, but when you pass through it, time becomes a narrow door.” like just pay for the fucking cigarettes it's only like $10 fucking prick