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yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world
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Damn thi,s chease transed her gen er? Hell yea…….
do you guys know about the dark souls 2 pickaxe
no i don’t liz
so the pickaxe can only be unlocked by one single method in the entire game. it’s not through a boss fight or hidden behind a locked door or purchased from a merchant.
in brightstone cove tseldora, at the first bonfire, there is a group of pigs. they just act like normal pig enemies. there is no indication that they are different in any way and none of their behaviour is abnormal.
at the end of brightstone cove tseldora, close to the entrance to the boss room, is a chapel filled with spiders where the floor is broken in certain places. to get there from the beginning, you must pass several traps and enemies, a miniboss fight against the prowling magus and congregation, several dangerous drops, and a sinkhole.
to unlock the pickaxe, you must do all that, but lead one of the pigs the entire way down. all the way past everything, to that chapel at the end of the level, where it will start digging in the dirt poking through the broken floor, and unearth the pickaxe. the pig must make it to the end of the level without losing aggro on you or dying. this is the only way in the entire game to unlock the pickaxe, which is a joke weapon that’s not worth using even if it were easily accessible, and the game gives you no indication that this is something you can or should do
being a sexually inexperienced adult isn’t something to be ashamed of. however, the brazen way virgins comment on sex on this website is objectively funny.
I didn’t know you had to have sexual experience to understand arousal and basic mechanics. As a cishet woman, I understood tab A into slot B long before I lost my virginity. (Hehe I made a rhyme.)
But seriously, someone’s virginity in no way disqualifies them from commenting.
Though, as more of a writing critique than virginity critique, I do find it funny when I’m reading smut and completely lose track of someone’s arm or like, when did they flip over?
this website is so incredible. you can describe a person and they’ll just materialize in the notes
The fucking horse girls are trying to recruit me
Diagnosed with blood horses
my brain whenever it listens to a new song
sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say
the latest dispatches from room 156
happy monday folks
room 156 is BACK bitches and better than ever!!!!!!!!
a special room 156 update in honor of election 2020
2020 continues to be A Time but at least my 3rd graders continue to be the funniest people on the goddamn planet
My old man once said to me, "your thoughts are so random and unconnected. We were just talking about the carnival- how did you get started on wasps?"
So, I told him, "they're not unconnected- we were talking about going to the carnival, and the carnival is on the same fairgrounds they used to use for the rodeo, and one time at the rodeo my brother spilled sprite on himself and a bee went up his shirt and stung him, and bees die when they sting, but wasps don't, and I was wondering why, so I asked you."
And he said, "that makes no sense," and for the life of me I can't understand how anyone thinks of anything if not by this exact process
dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world
this is how men speak to women
You guys are in your physical prime?
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