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Hilary. 26. Canada.

[weirdwoodeyes]

simply unbelievable eggplant my mother grew

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Revolutionary

[zombiesatemyzebra]

[gwensy]

food thats bad webweave

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

[feldfrog]

“I’m an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.” - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context

[axolotlsauce]

"I mock all demographics" - guy who conceives of "demographics" as being the ways in which people differ from his conception of a default human being

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ahsjskabsxnxn]

[uncahier]

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[vibratome]

[everyluxoziatonce]

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

[homophobicavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[homophobicavatarstyle]

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

[charl0ttan]

fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍

[mortalityplays]

'madonna is better for women than sabrina', 'customising my labubu', 'did tucker carlson just make a decent point'. you guys are such marketing segments.

[fatehbaz]

hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications:

[greenlabcoat]

the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

[innerchildabortionclinic]

hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

[lesbinewren]

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

[lesbinewren]

it’s really this at the end of the day tbh

[beesmygod]

for months ive been thinking to myself "food is highkey yummy", a phrase which not only means nothing but is also stupid as fuck