not-a-pillow-pet

19 | Taken | Queer and Nonbinary | All pronouns

[not-a-pillow-pet]

This is my horny blog for personal use, I'm just shouting into the void over here, that's all. I have a boyfriend that I'm in a loving monogamous relationship with, and I often talk about him here. If you're looking for someone to have gay tumblr sex with, you're in the wrong place, sorry! I'd be happy to chat platonically, though! :D

[babydolllblogger]

[kysluts]

pretty boy who’s too needy to control himself. pulling me into his lap, burying his face into my neck, mumbling how badly he missed me as he pulls me so ‘m straddling him. gasping when i slide a hand into his hair to tug his head back, needy eyes meeting mine as he keeps trying to kiss my neck again, whining when i keep him back, and immediately moaning when i shut him up with a kiss, his hands holding into me desperately, like he can’t believe ‘m real <3

[kysluts]

something about taking a pretty boy’s clothes off slowly while ‘m still fully dressed. him being so needy, begging and pleading to touch me, to see me, but he’s also being so good and patient while ‘m stripping him down. need to mess with him, groping him and teasing his pretty cock, pushing my fingers down his throat, marking his body up, and he’s just whimpering and whining that it’s so unfair, tugging at my clothes with needy, teary eyes. so cute.

[l0s3renby]

Being a switch is so cool because wdym i can pin a boy to a wall and make out with him but will also adore being pinned to a bed while he uses my soaking hole and makes my eyes roll back into my head

[schakira]

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

[iszyjfry]

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

[schakira]

wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]

[cor-infernum]

LOVE WINS 🥳🤡🥧

[wizardshark]

sure this is a funny story because clowns but also this really is a beautiful moment of human connection

[flipocrite]

bonus greentext:

[flipocrite]

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[biglawbear]

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

[baconbatz]

Hey can I just sit in your lap for a bit? No, I know you're busy.. I just want to sit here. I won't be a distraction. What? No.. I uhh... I didn't grind on you on purpose..... I was just adjusting. I'm not bouncing slightly.. what are you talking about? Anyways.. completely unrelated note, can you just call me a good boy a few times?

[mouthfulofmutt]

Dry humping until it turns into wet humping

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[foxboy-angel]

If your sub has autism and a humiliation kink all you need to do is say "look at me when I fuck you" and make them hold eye contact, and you'll have them melting every time I 100% guarantee

[blushingcurrently]

men get hornier now!!!!!!!!! open your legs!!!!! whine and whimper LOUDER!!!!!!!! and for the love of god get HARD while KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[angelbumbum]

on this blog we support men whining. men squirming! men whimpering!!

[angelbumbum]

also men begging!!! men cursing under their breath !!!men whispering “pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease” !!!

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[eviloatmealcutiepie-deactivated]

do u still wanna fuck even tho i’m mean sometimes

[suchsillystars]

Thigh or hip hickey's are criminally underrated yes I want hickey's where only I can see them and everytime I do see them I'm reminded of our depravity yes ofcourse I want that I need it