shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@not-a-scrublord
Liberals act like a man putting his beebo in another man's stinky is attractive or even legal. Traditional alphas know the only place a man should be sticking his beebo is his wife's candy/lala. Maybe SOMETIMES her stinky. if she's never farted or poopied. #Facts
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Bird from Daytona USA
Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid
Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals
*BANG*
(3 hours later, at Walmart)
(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)
Hmm...
women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.
Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.
My contribution:
fuck 4chan
fuck twitter
fuck reddit
fuck tumblr
and fuck you
being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.
being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.
reports say she was doing "frogger shit" to the pussy
Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you
happy winter solstice
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!
❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.
The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"
- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.
goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me
there are so many types of people in the world
I'm sorry guys A few years ago I found a button that says 'press this to make the world 1% more evil' and I have just been pressing it and pressing it all day long every day. I'm not going to stop pressing it anytime soon but I wanted to say I'm sorry. also I'm very happy to say that I have forgiven myself so that's a big milestone for me
#median american voter
wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too
