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@not-evendimmer
If you see this account following you or liking your posts, that’s because @evendimmer is my side and this is my now retired main.
I did a big dumb I didn’t know what side blogs means when I opened the new blog lol
But yeah I’m stuck here until Tumblr finally roll out identities and let me change my main uuugh
Anyway officially retiring this blog, will be switching over to @evendimmer so catch me there if you like
Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles
Goblins and hobbits both make their homes underground
Funniest answer for why gandalf didnt use eagles to carry the hobbits to mordor
absolutely in love w every retj screenshot i occasionally save to pureref (also greetings to RetJ fandom nice to see yall)
When everyone is talking about Romeo and Juliet on Broadway but the only version of this story you're willing to consume is this 20+ years old french musical (and all the adaptations because of course you need to watch them all, how else would you know how crazy and iconic the hungarian one was)
Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
This is the sacred texts, this is the holy grail.
When I saw the news I had to curl up on my sofa.
Poor Aubrey, she really loves her husband. It’s awful.
And then I saw those posts. Fuck, I feel so fucking bad for her
Imagine your husband had just passed away and some stranger over the internet or these self-proclaimed fans of yours reacts with “so you’re single” “can we make out now”
What the actual fuck is wrong with people?
I pray to the universe that these awful disgusting things never reach her.
two wonderful things i saw online today
"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time
You get a Milkfish
Chanos chanos
i scrute the milkfish
Plains Bison | Bryan Maynes
Daniel Craig: SNL bumper photo
I saw somebody asking in the tags so, this is a reference to a very well known, French erotic film from 1974 called Emmanuelle, the film poster has become quite iconic :
giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.
I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.
How is it that in this entire post you didn’t say the word “woman” once? Only one sex gives birth. Only women have these experiences, only women are at risk for everything mentioned here, women are the only people this applies to. Erasing the word enables the problem.
I’m an evil trans man with a big fat pussy and it’s my life’s purpose to erase women by using inclusive language. Everyone I make a post a random woman disappears off the planet. Clean vanishes. They’re renaming all maternity wards labor & delivery wards because of me. The word breastfeeding no longer exists in the dictionary. It’s all chestfeeding now. Many world powers are trying to stop me. They can’t. They’re too slow. I’m always two steps ahead.
Been rewatching Frieren the past few days and Fern gives me such gender envy
sorry couldnt help myself to give you a head pat if thats ok ( ´ ω ` )
It’s all fun and games until you remember Celeborn’s original name
PERIOD DRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK 2023
Day 3: Favourite Costume Design: Death’s costumes for “Der letzte Tanz”, Takarazuka Revue productions of Elisabeth das Musical
Ichiro Maki, 1996
Asaji Saki, 1996-97
Shizuki Asato, 1998
Haruno Sumire, 2002
Ayaki Nao, 2005
Mizu Natsuki, 2007
Sena Jun, 2009
Asumi Rio, 2014
Asaka Manato, 2016
Tamaki Ryou, 2018
I’ve been working on myself for so long so hard and I’m finally in a place where I’m happy with being single but having a partner would be really, really, really nice too
I feel like I’m stuck in some sort of limbo
Saw this on Pinterest, couldn't agree more
