Not_A_Myope

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

i’m going to be so honest a huge part of Shadowheart’s appeal to me is the fact that she’s the most pathetic girl in all of Faerûn. world’s worst Sharran who can’t keep a secret to save her life. bitchy little princess with a -1 charisma modifier. tryhard edgelord who says the most out of pocket thing you’ve ever heard and then spends the rest of the day cooing over animals. says the horniest shit but is too shy to kiss you and waits for you to do it first. makes a stupid joke and does the dorkiest finger guns ever when she’s gifted her favourite flower. thirsts over Karlach two seconds after meeting her and then immediately gets embarrassed about it. literally just wants Shar to tell her she’s a good girl. I love her so much.

[stealingpotatoes]

what are the eunuch’s worst crimes

i'll spare you his worst, but his most annoying crime is that whenever i go away for more than a night (regardless of who i get to look after him) he likes to... leave a little protest

[alkallier]

The boys weren't invited

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[prokopetz]

Whenever someone complains about the $80 USD sticker price on new games, some folks like to bring up the fact that many Super Nintendo cartridges were retailing for the same price way back in the 90s.

The subtext of these observations is usually that AAA game prices have been effectively static for thirty years, so really, once you take inflation into account, AAA games are cheaper than ever.

A more pointed observation would be that, in spite of those thirty years of inflation, that $80 price tag has managed to become less affordable to the average gamer in 2025 than it was in 1995, which is an indictment that reaches much further than the AAA gaming industry.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound

[parkchanwoohoo]

"I swore I'd die for you but now you're dead and I have no conception of what it's like to live outside of my devotion to you but now I've no choice but to learn" is already so delicious. But giving that character "Fumbled a BBW and now has to raise her kid" is so much better. There's umami in this

[karmacamilleon]

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

[karmacamilleon]

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

[hotvampireadjacent]

I have learned new information. This is from a post about how to get the most disapproval points from companions.

Can’t stop laughing at the idea of Gale stomping his feet in anger, not because Astarion is a vampire but because he’s lying about it

[advancedboredom]

[sugarsaltreading]

earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

[sugarsaltreading]

Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of “Romance Auntie x Combat Auntie”

[bigbigbigtruck]

IT GOT BETTER

[toskarin]

oh, did I ever tell you about [thing I've told you about no fewer than four times, opening on exactly this sentence every single one of those times]

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[limitedfucks]

GUARDS!! console me

[theodysseyofhomer]

t-shirt that says DON'T UNTIE ME FROM THIS MAST UNTIL I'VE HEARD THE SIRENS

[funny-tik-toks]

[rynnay]

"I am very decent owo"

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[pathos-logical]

[Image ID: A pencil holder shaped like a bust of Julius Caesar. Multiple pencils protrude from its back, giving the impression that it was stabbed multiple times. / End ID]

[n0va-pkt]

Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine

[monsieurenjlolras]

Knights are supposed to duel it's enrichment for them. They're obligate duelists.

[sacred-portal]

[gravityjunior]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a few days ago I started my college class with "goldfish have long memories, Einstein never failed math in school, and the brain does not stop developing at 25, these are all things people just repeated until they sounded true, so let's talk about media literacy" and I could tell I had broken every brain in the room

[moonlitpostsilove73]

The repost added to this plays rent free in my brain whenever I think I know something and then learn it’s false or a myth. Genuinely

[headspace-hotel]

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]