notawalnut

Facts about me - I'm definitely not a walnut - or part of any widely acknowledged food group for that matter.

[hexonxxon]

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS ! ! !

[sunshineaang-blog]

[mymindpalaceisatardis]

Britain in a GIFset.

[tsutakane]

This is the most accurate thing in the history of ever.

[flowerkirks-deactivated20140917]

“the bride will now recite her vows.”

space. the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. its ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds. to seek out new life and new civilizations. to boldly go where no one has gone before.

[halles-comet]

'no nightingales' is iconic because it doesn't actually make any sense in context. can crowley hear the music soundtrack playing over the show he's in. can crowley hear the narrator like gob bluth

[sosaysdean]

what is his problem 😭

[corvussky]

How dare you hide this in the tags

[thisisnolongerinuse]

[sosaysdean]

what is his problem 😭

[corvussky]

How dare you hide this in the tags

[thisisnolongerinuse]

[teaboot]

The Victorian Era was shite compared to now obsiously but also titty piercings were popular everyone was on heroin and they thought bad sex made your kids ugly so the zeitgeist must have been wild

[deafmangoes]

I wish I could remember the source, but I once read a sociologist's take that the Victorian era was a complete abberation of human development. It was uniquely weird, never existed before, will likely never exist again.

I wonder how much of that was on the back of the industrial revolution. Maybe humanity had a similar "weird" moment in the Fertile Crescent when we figured out farming.

But yeah. Victorians were an odd bunch. Delightfully contradictory.

[teaboot]

I feel like the wild combination of Suddenly Having So Much New Technology We Barely Understand and Suddenly Using So Much New Technology We Barely Understand *May* have resulted in such new and novel situations as:

The baby will stop crying if I give it cocaine

My entire face is covered in arsenic

How Wonderful That I Can Buy Guns And Heroin At The Same Store! I Certainly Hope My Lead Poisoning Does Not Lead To Bouts Of Distemper And Irrational Thinking

There Are Bare Electrified Wires Running Through My House And My Technicolor Dress Is Highly Combustible, Which I Do Not Know Yet

My son, Lead Poisoning Georg,, shall someday inherit my gun powder and lead paint empire,,

NEW! Magical Miracle Substance! Asbestos! WILL NOT catch fire! CANNOT catch fire! YOU WILL NOT die! (From fire)

Impress Your Guests And In-Laws With The Tastiest Bright White Bread Chalk And Wood Shavings Can Produce

NEW! Baby feeding bottles! NEW! Glass baby feeding bottles! How do you clean them??? That isn't important stop asking questions. NEW!

If Heroin And Lead And Cocaine And Arsenic And Typhoid And Tuberculosis And Radiation And Ungrounded Wires And Lead And Chalk And Arsenic And Working In The Coal Mine Are Bad For Me, Then How Am I Moving So Fuckingn Fast

[beyond-mogai-pride-flags]

Infidelity Flag

Infidelity: the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner

(obviously this isn’t really something to be prideful of, but it is technically a form of nonmonoamory so I guess it counts idk)

[yesyourstalker]

my dad is LGBT you guys 

[stylampa-deactivated20220516]

happy birthday to large boulder size of a small boulder

[powerfulwizard]

The Mandalorian is a 123movies original series that Disney+ is illegally hosting and they should sue

[powerfulwizard]

Netflix and Hulu built their entire platform on illegally hosting putlocker original shows and they‘re just getting away with that

[odd-vox]

[nepofledgling]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[anarchocunt]

Romeo and Juliet

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

I will reblog this ever damn time I see it because it is my favorite thing anyone has ever made

[slimescholar]

one of the Disco Elysium animators loved this video so much he recreated the whole thing using the game’s character models

no I’m not making this up

[forthesapphicsonly]

[lipstickleatherdyke]

automatic sliding doors are so butch. i am charmed and romanced by the experience of them every time. it just senses my presence and opens up..... like wow i am really being taken care of rn 😳

[lipstickleatherdyke]

automatic sliding doors see me in the grocery store with my silly little femme outfit on and say do you need any help with those groceries princess 💪😉

[lipstickleatherdyke]

femmes are getting it where we can in these trying times

[bird-goddess]

actually automatic doors are cringe because i cant open them for femmes. every time the machine takes this from me i want to bullcharge it. but alas, it would simply open, owning me severely...

[lipstickleatherdyke]

okay see this is the dialogue we SHOULD be having. fucked up, robots r stealing jobs from hardworking lesbians everywhere ...... it’s so sad, “like” if you agree

[mwagneto]

SCREAM

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

[axel-haha-funny]

we hate crypto