Fool Headquarters

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[girlgrimer]

Is somebody gonna match my sweet

[cheddar-baby]

Is somebody gonna match my happy

[tanagran]

me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

[striders]

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

[phantomrose96]

[simena]

[girlnephew]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

being on the internet

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[lakevida]

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

[unrepentantauthor]

everything fucking sounds like this now i guess

[headspace-hotel]

Poob has it for you

[notemily]

I have two things to add here:

[waspcup]

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

[sacred-portal]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

[explodingsilver]

I’m not autistic but I believe in their beliefs

[medusaesque]

[esera-deactivated20211018]

i have got to go missing

[hyrude]

when u wake up a little and are like “i know what would take this from a 10 to a 100” and u roll over and experience mind melting euphoria before u fall back asleep… best part of being alive. humans were made for beddy bye

[bushpoppy]

There are many disadvantages to being a college student

[churchofsuffering]

[tumblingtumbleleaves]