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gayhaircut

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

gayhaircut

ladies are u all ok

lizzey-deactivated20191029

no

inqilabi

this is the next level

inqilabi

gets better. It’s actually designed for people who sit cross legged… not just for squatting lol. It’s called Soul Seat

akitron

this is my fidgety sitter dream

pixie-unger

My poor little ADHD soul is screaming out for one of these

official-mounds

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

official-mounds

A fight breaks out and he hits her

She divorces him after that fight

Back to girl one, She find out and comferts her

They decide to hook up and the relationship goes great

The guy finds a boyfriend

and they all work everything out!

Feel free to add anything if you like

hyliandeku

The full story is finally revealed.

mx-dot-nyx-deactivated20230516

Oh wow

aquilacalvitium

The Gay Awakening

kitvalkyrie

And they were roommates

deactivated-adhd-mess-deactivat

Oh my god, they were roommates

sword-and-nightingale

What a twist!

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

VERY GAY, 10/10 I LOVE IT

shittypostarchive

20/09/2019

picsthatmakeyougohmm

zsnes

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken

itsalladream

vicemag

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

adriofthedead

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

lacefuneral

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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cybercitrus

convert your office into a horrible disaster

sadopossum

This should be what nsfw means

indigobluerose

Found Hitchcock and Scully’s lifehack list…

losethehours

So you want me to believe that a schmuck who is too lazy to make a PBJ at home is going to clean up his mess after he uses the office paper cutter to halve his sandwich? I’d shove his head in a flaming wastepaper basket after a week of this shit.

abandonedloveseries

I felt secure with you

quote by anonymous // banner & photography by peytonfulford

adventures-in-poor-planning

"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

adventures-in-poor-planning

frm The Onion's bit on myths and facts about homelessness:

abpoli

Jason Kenney spends taxpayer dollars on alcohol too

showerthoughtspost

It’s “tomorrow” only after you have slept, no matter how much past midnight it is.

ecrituria

“Am I in love?—yes, since I am waiting. The other one never waits. Sometimes I want to play the part of the one who doesn’t wait; I try to busy myself elsewhere, to arrive late; but I always lose at this game. Whatever I do, I find myself there, with nothing to do, punctual, even ahead of time. The lover’s fatal identity is precisely this: I am the one who waits.”

— Roland Barthes, A Lover’s Discourse: Fragments

bidoof

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

sandersstudies

Hey kids, not to be a party pooping adult, but if you start noticing signs of having an addictive personality/tendencies at a young age, be really careful when experimenting with alcohol, marijuana, or nicotine (and other illegal drugs, which I would encourage you to avoid entirely; and medicinal drugs like opioids acquired after a surgery).

Like, if you can't tear yourself away from a video game, even to make it to an important event on time? Addictive tendencies.

If you keep spending your allowance money on those funny collectibles or new shoes even when you promise yourself you're going to save it? Addictive tendencies.

If you find yourself unable to resist and manage food cravings, or frequently overeating even when it makes you feel bad? Addictive tendencies.

Be aware of yourself, kids. Be cautious and don't be anybody's fool. I love you, be safe!

sandersstudies

Be careful in your relationships with other people too. People with addictive personalities can harm themselves and others when they turn other people into their addictions, and it happens most with romantic partners.

Don't hurt them by being suffocating or obsessive.

Don't hurt yourself by making them your entire world.

Give both of you a break. Take a breath. Return to one another with joy and kindness instead of obsession. Loving them means giving them freedom sometimes, and loving yourself means giving yourself freedom sometimes.