Maybe the moon?

Maybe it's time. Maybe it's not. Whatever. Laila.

[milk5]

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

[milk5]

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

[pogasm]

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DO NOT CREATE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT!!!

[bitterblackboricua]

[the-tree-line]

i forgot what the post was gonna be……. i made these n then my brain stopped after that step

[physics-dirtbag]

Me every single night:

[fearwakes]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) / Succession (2018-)

[eroscestlavie]

[prokopetz]

I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

[bizarreshark]

@hewwbwazew I would LOVE to read this holy shit

[raddudelaserpunch]

[ultipoter]

@territorialoak​ I hope you don’t mind me adding your tags here, that story is just too good and I’m Obsessed

also @gilgamemesh​ I feel like this is your vibe too

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[eternal-fractal]

[zum1udontno]

[eternal-fractal]

Do you guys think they were drawing porn of a humanized black plague girl hundreds of years ago, or is corona chan a new occurance

[normal-horoscopes]

THEY ABSOLUTELY DID HOWEVER CONTEMPORARY ART DEPICTED THE PLAGUE AS EITHER THE ANGEL OF DEATH OR APOLLO SO WHILE IT WASNT AN ANIME TITTY GIRL IT WAS A TWUNK HOLDING A SNAKE

[ahsadler]

[urie]

why is no one talking about this???

[wrong information]

[tharook]

[outdated information]

[kata-chthonia]

[carefully researched correction that gets reblogged by no one]

[shunsatan]

[Stupid pun]

[onyx-was-here]

[haiku bot]

[elaborateruses]

[no net new information screenshot]

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[queersatanic]

Tweet

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

What the fuck

[depsidase]

[actionandreaction]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

[butterflypeaflowertea]

and this tweet as well

[butterflypeaflowertea]

this also

[reconcicle]

there are five frogs staring at me right now

[adambloghart]

but only one can be america’s next top model

[communistbussy]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[best-blurst-of-times]

[mckitterick]

this feels relevant