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Keni
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Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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noise dept.
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Kiana Khansmith
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@notsexualaboutit
it's totally ok to dislike things. right?
i have to go delete some posts
blahaj cuddles ✨
commission for @/vikohusky on twitter !! still very proud of this one ^^
I absolutely love it when this kinda art enters my feed every now and then
situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.
however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading
Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this
This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.
"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?
"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?
"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??
I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"
#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories
Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard
What have white people ever done to deserve this?
History - Wikipedia
Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually
Good point. We should jerk off and *throws dart* eat some pork bao. Or if you're vegetarian we could *spins comically sized wheel* eat some samosas. What's truly important is we have to jerk off. Together.
this is what really gets me about monogamy like. i do in fact understand why people want to be exclusive (even if i dont agree with the logic to be clear) - but like, this? youre deeply humiliated by your partner... pointing out an attractive person?? like we all have to pretend that we don't have eyes and can't clearly see when a guy at the gym is hot. me and my partner dont currently date other people, mostly because we both know we're kind of Bad At It and are focusing on other shit rn, but you bet your ass we're out in public going heart-eyes at the same people. A beautiful butch woman walks by and we make knowing eye contact. I talk to the stunningly gorgeous tgirl working at our bagel shop and my girlfriend teases me everytime for how googoo eyes i am about her. It's an incredibly normal and human experience to Find People Cute like how are you HUMILIATED by this. you are literally peacocking by facetiming your WORKOUT ROUTINE like how insecure can you BE man
Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs
i love bald women
let's replace veterans day with bald women day
shoutout ppl w tooth gaps btw. or overbites. or underbites. or crossbites. or uneven teeth. or other dental conditions. and also ppl who don’t want to/can’t afford to get that stuff changed/"fixed". ily
additive edit from rbs n replies: also ppl with discolored teeth, and broken/damaged/decaying teeth, and missing/no teeth
and i'll probably keep adding stuff as i think of it. just know i love ur teeth and/or lack thereof. ur cool n ily
> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"
> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"
Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%
Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine
the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful