Incorrect Secret History @notsosecrethistory - Tumblr Blog

hi, do you use actual extracts from the book? and, what is the meaning behind the name of the blog?

// Hi!! On this blog it’s more about jokes and quotes from other media that may fit the characters dynamics! The name of the blog is a play on the book’s title with the title being The Secret History and the blogs name joking about it and saying the history isn’t all that secret! Hope this helps!

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// Hello!

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Henry: you idiot!

Richard: I'm sure you're right but why!

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Bunny: It's always "why did you get in the river" and "you're soaking wet" and never "how was the river, the river looked fun, was it fun?"

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Investigator, to Henry: When you were a child, did you ever kill a squirrel with a slingshot and was surprised that you felt nothing and wondered if you were capable of doing it to a human?

The Greek class: [watching closely]

Henry, after a long pause: No.

The Greek class: [Sigh of relief]

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Richard: I'm not interested in you that way.

Bunny: what way?

Richard: pick one.

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Henry to Bunny: Did you just mispronounce "et cetera"?

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Julian: How was school today?

Richard: It was good but someone pushed Bunny off the Ravine.

Julian: And where were you?

Henry: I was collecting Ferns.

Julian: And what did you do?

Francis: Nothing. He was collecting ferns.

Julian: But you saw what happened?

Camilla: Yeah, ’cause I was watching Henry collect Ferns.

Julian: So you saw what happened and you did nothing?

Francis: Yeah, ’cause I'm allergic to ferns.

Julian: Let me ask you this. In Nazi Germany, when people saw what the Nazis were doing and did nothing, were those good people?

Camilla: No, those are bad people. You gotta stop the Nazis!

Julian: But you saw what they were doing to Bunny and you did nothing!

Richard: Because Henry was collecting ferns!

Julian: Just explain to me this. How are you better than a Nazi?

Charles: I made salad with crasins!

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Charles: I’m not going to tell you, I’m not a snitch

Julian: Right, let’s try something else then. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with

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[ Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker ]  Julian: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.  Everyone:  Camilla: ...I did. I broke it.  Julian: No. No you didn't. Edmund?  Bunny: Don't look at me. Look at Henry.  Henry: What?! I didn't break it.  Bunny: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?  Henry: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.  Bunny: Suspicious.  Henry: No, it's not!  Richard: If it matters, probably not, but Charles was the last one to use it.  Charles: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!  Richard: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?  Charles: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dick!  Camilla: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Julian.  Julian: No! Who broke it!?  Everyone:  Richard: Julian ... Francis has been awfully quiet.  Francis: rEALLY?!  [ Everyone starts arguing ] Julian, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.  Julian: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.  Julian:  Julian: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Henry, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.  Charles: Hey.  Camilla: Hi!  Francis: Hello.  Bunny: Hey!  Henry: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!  Richard: We were out of Doritos.