pretty gay.

27. Married to the most amazing woman ever. I’m just a writer asking questions while looking for some answers.

[humoristics]

What the-

credit

[withered-rose-music]

i fucking hate how real this is

[now-pourthetea]

the look of fucking glee mate

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

evolution was a mistake i want fangs

[wahteve]

Canines, but I see your point

[inwhichmanysuffer]

You don’t belong here. Listen to me you psychopathic bitch, you don’t fucking belong here. This is NOT your place to speak. Listen harder you absolute poopoo of a man. “Nyeah, Canines, but I see your point,” Do you know how absolutely IDIOTIC you sound right now. What the fuck even IS a canine? Bitch, I’m gonna kill you. You have to sleep I just know it I just know you have to sleep and the fucking second your dimmers are out I’m gonna fuckin kill you with your own shitty little baseball bat. You SUCK

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[jillbearup]

Bless this post.

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[runfastsmokegrasseatass-deactiv]

:O

[penguinpaints]

*softly touches the ground* this place is……. ancient…

[existenceisanillusion]

[broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva]

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

[neogale]

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

[captainlordauditor]

only corn

[teaboot]

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

[harperhug]

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

[vanshira]

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

[waller-bridge]

👀📝

[now-pourthetea]

🌾👀🌾

[crsinclair]

A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.

Shut the fuck up, Greg.

[now-pourthetea]

get sweater fucked, greg

[crsinclair]

A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.

Shut the fuck up, Greg.

[now-pourthetea]

get sweater fucked, greg

[tohru-honda]

FURUBA SEASON 1

[dare-i-say-asexual]

weird how we suddenly have no more slurs in our inbox when anon is turned off

[now-pourthetea]

ArGhghh the truth🗣🗣

[aspiritualwarrior]

Meditation is not a private affair; it is not a personal search for pleasure; pleasure is always separative and dividing. In meditation the dividing line between you and me disappears; in it the light of silence destroys the knowledge of the ‘me’. The ‘me’ can be studied indefinitely, for it varies from day to day, but its reach is always limited, however extensive it is thought to be. Silence is freedom, and freedom comes with the finality of complete order.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

[pattinsonsupremacy]

@cyanwhisky on twitter

gUYS AHDKDJDNSLALDJD

[now-pourthetea]

😫😭

[reverseracism]

[smitethestate]

The kid is 17 and Anning punched him multiple times after being hit with the egg. Like does Anning not get charged with hitting a minor? Or is that shit different in Australia? Regardless, what a piece of shit. Looking right into a 17-year-old child’s face and then hitting him. But I guess what can you expect from a guy who victim blames mass shooting victims for existing.

[runcibility]

Here’s a gif, so we can spread it just like Richard Spencer getting punched.

[havanasliu]

i am tired of people saying they are “worried” about brie larson’s acting in endgame (since captain marvel has come and gone) like at least half of the actors in mcu have shown a range of two (2) facial expressions total and people are worried about the oscar winning one 😪

[havanasliu]

[now-pourthetea]

*laughs in Scarlett Nohanssen*

[brainstatic]

An aspect of gun control that other countries practice that doesn’t come up in America a lot is ammunition control. In Japan, if you’re one of the privileged few allowed to own a gun (and only shotguns and rifles are legal), you have to return all your spent cartridges if you want to buy any more. In Israel, after you’ve purchased the one gun you’re allowed to own, you’re given a box of 50 bullets, and that’s it. You can’t buy any ammunition anywhere, that’s your lifetime supply, although a shooting range will provide you with more, but only for use at that range. Even in countries with more relaxed gun control laws, like Switzerland and Serbia, buying ammunition requires all the same paperwork as buying a gun (mental health records, criminal records, etc) and you can only buy ammo for the gun you own. Gun control advocates in the US should consider placing an emphasis on ammunition control in addition to everything else.

[mousathe14]

God that actually makes a lot of sense

[wadey-wilson]

before he even knocked on mj’s door, my boi peter parker firstly took care of himself. LOOK AT HIM.

he’s lost weight he’d gained during his bad days. he combed his hair. he’s got a clean suit. he’s got flowers. he’s about to smile. he’s nervous, but ready to face the love of his life.

he probably also tidied up his apartment, organized his documents and desktop, did his laundry, cut his hair, started shaving regularly, and only then he faced mj.

remember to take care of yourself first, people. everything comes from within and starts with you.

[theconcealedweapon]

[bimbocracy]

This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you don’t attempt it again

[indigenousandangry]

^What they said. Don’t give them an inch. They have absolutely no idea what to do once this tactic doesn’t work. 

“Ok fine I’ll just never speak again.”

“Good deal. You should never speak ever.”