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Korok Identifying | 25 | Hungry| They/Them/Their

[bungcar]

[bgm05]

[underwaterspaghetti314]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Chicxulub asteroid, 65 mil. BC, colorized

[gracefulchristiangirl-deactivat]

what was your first book obsession as a kid?

Harry Potter

Percy jackson

The Chronicles of Narnia

The Hunger Games

Classics (one you think of that’s not on here)

A Fairy Tale Collection

Fairy Tales (Brothers Grimm edition specifically)

Fairy Tales (Hans Christian Anderson specifically)

Rangers Apprentice/Brotherband Chronicles

The Hobbit

I didn’t read, I watched movies

Other (please reblog and specify)

Voting ended onMay 30, 2024

[nowthatsaboyicangetinto]

The Mortal Instruments 🫣

[grenade-maid]

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

[olivia-online]

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

[melonisopod]

I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.

[computationalcalculator]

"cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas"

[the-art-of-evil-thoughts]

This also goes for the "Dark"/Middle Ages and the Renaissance, which as far as I'm aware are used to exclusively refer to Europe. Historical periodization is contentious even and especially among historians.

[anarchistmemedistro]

simultaneity

[cactusjerk]

[deep-dark-fears]

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS

[sylviii]

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

[catchymemes]

[velociraptors-in-hats]

Benoit Blanc is trans

Exhibit A:

I rest my case

[velociraptors-in-hats]

Exhibit B

[werewolbachia]

"autistic people read things too literally" yeah, maybe when we're kids. veteran autistics go through years of mistreatment and read literal statements as passive aggressive instead

[werewolbachia]

autistic people ask our significant others if they want to hang out and spend twenty minutes worrying about how overbearing we mustve been to make them say "we can certainly do that, yes"

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[gogoakechi]

[guerrillatech]

[silly-slacker-person]

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

[kimifeathers]

So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.

While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.

[dzamie]

Victoria Crowned Pigeon! They are Large and do not fear visitors.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Thank you for posting a pine cone for reference but I’d like to see what the bird looks like too, please.

[everythingfox]

[samthecookielord]

why did he start climbing the stairs???

[winnie-wine]

The instinctive urge to run up stairs on all fours