[fairygoulish]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

[jewishpangolin]

[beesmygod]

should girls be weird

required

[archivearchangelica]

2007

[hotvampireadjacent]

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[cikero]

tried to take a picture of a firefly that landed on my hand but it flew away

[cikero]

#MYNOTHING

[dogpuppy]

[agnes-nielsens]

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

[64mpg]

INFORMATION SHOULD BE FREE!!!!!!!! FOREVER!!!!!!

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[thedickcavettshow]

all my haters become freighters when I ride on the railroad of success

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[undetaqted]

the instant unfollow when I see hogwarts stuff in the year 2026

[vanglaggle]

people low-key deserve to be killed with rocks and stones and blunt objects for this

[grootficguy]

I saw this tweet:

and thought “ah okay, so like probably just some normal guy with a slight-to-moderate looking eccentricity about him” brother i

[cerastes]

How did Joe Rogan get Baron Ashura on his cast

[im-mender]

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

[koth-harvest-final]