[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Pee wee herman sauntering gayly into a rack of motorcycles

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Work bitch

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[skopostheorie]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[roycohn]

interview with the vampire (1994) is a fascinating hollywood artifact bc you watch it back and it's like wow a gay guy and a guy who beat his bisexual wife are playing a gay couple that aren't allowed to be gay textually bc it's the 90s and also these two guys have been in some of the biggest movies of the past 40 years and also they both have no contact with their children and also kiki thee legend "amber atkins" "the dunst rule" "with apologies to taylor, THE one real thing jake gyllenhaal's ever known" dunst is here

[roycohn]

i guess in hindsight "gay guy whose daughter hates him for cult-related reasons" really was the role of tom cruise's lifetime

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[scottandhiskind]

You joke, but this is actually their long-term plan

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[log6]

big problem on here is a lot of people seem to think just being transgender makes you a sensible political theorist

[juneberryjammin]

being transgender doesn't even make you a sensible gender theorist

[dogpuppy]

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[texasinnersmile]

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

[glavilio]

*using mac* i'm a sleek corporate IT milf email whisperer with a microchip on my shoulder and a motherboard of gold. the glass ceiling has been shattered. we're a family. user centered design. i am steve jobs

*using linux* i'm a freakkyy goth hacker chick about to get my dick suxxed cyber style. superuser do me and she barely GNU me. i'm ready to put my therian life on-the-line for free and open source software. rawr

*using windows* i'm in hell

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife