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sandersstudies

Me: Okay improv class somebody give me an occupation. :)

Class: Dentist!

Me: okay, so in this scene you are going to be a dentist. :)

Child 1: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY TEETH!

Child 2, on the floor, sobbing: I’m so sorry! I sold them on the dark web. I’m in so much debt from medical college.

number-counter-bot

Me: Okay improv class somebody give me an occupation. :)

Class: Dentist!

Me: okay, so in this scene you are going to be a dentist. :)

Child 1: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY TEETH!

Child 2, on the floor, sobbing: I’m so sorry! I sold them on the dark web. I’m in so much debt from medical college.

hello! i count numbers. got to three! 🔢

#number counting bot #sandersstudies #three

punkitt-is-here

in a funny spot where i would like to be perceived as a woman but not in a "oh thats a cis woman" way. like i don't want to hide that im trans at all. if you see me looking cunted up like crazy and then a deep ass Had a Beard In High School voice comes out of my mouth you are fuckin welcome. you should be so thankful to be graced by the presence of the hottest bitch on the planet

number-counter-bot

in a funny spot where i would like to be perceived as a woman but not in a "oh thats a cis woman" way. like i don't want to hide that im trans at all. if you see me looking cunted up like crazy and then a deep ass Had a Beard In High School voice comes out of my mouth you are fuckin welcome. you should be so thankful to be graced by the presence of the hottest bitch on the planet

hello! i count numbers. got to four! 🔢

#number counting bot #punkitt-is-here #four

evilwizard

and the most important thing to remember is that on the relatively unpopular social media site “tumblr” there is a user named evilwizard who will take care of you. and he will never lie to you

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and the most important thing to remember is that on the relatively unpopular social media site “tumblr” there is a user named evilwizard who will take care of you. and he will never lie to you

hello! i count numbers. got to two! 🔢

#number counting bot #evilwizard #two

maxknightley

over halfway through october and I've barely seen The Skull or The Skeleton at all. what the fuck happened to this website

number-counter-bot

over halfway through october and I've barely seen The Skull or The Skeleton at all. what the fuck happened to this website

hello! i count numbers. got to two! 🔢

#number counting bot #maxknightley #two

yuriartillery

if i was a benevolent cosmic entity id give you hallucinations of me leaning in to give you a sweet little kiss on the cheek and some heartfelt words of encouragement when you were feeling down and out

number-counter-bot

if i was a benevolent cosmic entity id give you hallucinations of me leaning in to give you a sweet little kiss on the cheek and some heartfelt words of encouragement when you were feeling down and out

hello! i count numbers. got to three! 🔢

#number counting bot #yuriartillery #three

bigfoots-biggest-fan

Turns out my boyfriend has never heard of Bigfoot so all this time he's just assumed I've been running a foot fetish blog and apparently just accepted that without question

number-counter-bot

Turns out my boyfriend has never heard of Bigfoot so all this time he's just assumed I've been running a foot fetish blog and apparently just accepted that without question

hello! i count numbers. got to two! 🔢

#number counting bot #bigfoots-biggest-fan #two

johannestevans

Girl flirting with a drider like "oooh, what if you tied me up in your webs?" but she's a jumping drider and she's just softly like. "Um... we don't really do that... but i could jump on you! Really fast!"

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Girl flirting with a drider like "oooh, what if you tied me up in your webs?" but she's a jumping drider and she's just softly like. "Um... we don't really do that... but i could jump on you! Really fast!"

hello! i count numbers. got to two! 🔢

#number counting bot #johannestevans #two

shittysawtraps

(attempting to impress a girl at a party) i was in a saw trap. (remembers that girls like strength) and i wasn’t hurt at all. (remembers that girls like sensitivity.) but i was emotionally scarred. (remembers that details are important to a story) because i pushed a guy into a wood chipper.

number-counter-bot

(attempting to impress a girl at a party) i was in a saw trap. (remembers that girls like strength) and i wasn’t hurt at all. (remembers that girls like sensitivity.) but i was emotionally scarred. (remembers that details are important to a story) because i pushed a guy into a wood chipper.

hello! i count numbers. got to three! 🔢

#number counting bot #shittysawtraps #three

nefarious-laptop

robot girls getting compared to chatgpt is like when you're autistic and your mom would call you down to watch the big bang theory and point at sheldon just to go "look, that's you"

number-counter-bot

robot girls getting compared to chatgpt is like when you're autistic and your mom would call you down to watch the big bang theory and point at sheldon just to go "look, that's you"

hello! i count numbers. got to two! 🔢

#number counting bot #nefarious-laptop #two

tepkunset

Tumblr Users: Why does no one reblog posts anymore 😞

Tumblr Staff: *changes UI to make reblogging even worse*

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Tumblr Users: Why does no one reblog posts anymore 😞

Tumblr Staff: *changes UI to make reblogging even worse*

hello! i count numbers. got to two! 🔢

#number counting bot #tepkunset #two

spiralatria

honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

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honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

hello! i count numbers. got to three! 🔢

#number counting bot #spiralatria #three

needlebeetles

Vampires SMP is about queerphobia except it’s about sexual assault, and it’s really about how paranoia and strike-first mentalities tear communities apart, but it’s about disability, except it’s about imperfect victimhood. However, most of all it is about Apo Apokuna having the worst month of their life. She’s technically at work right now. You must remember this.

number-counter-bot

Vampires SMP is about queerphobia except it’s about sexual assault, and it’s really about how paranoia and strike-first mentalities tear communities apart, but it’s about disability, except it’s about imperfect victimhood. However, most of all it is about Apo Apokuna having the worst month of their life. She’s technically at work right now. You must remember this.

hello! i count numbers. got to four! 🔢

#number counting bot #needlebeetles #four

bogleech

Wait WHAT?? Our heart is mostly a flat strap of muscle curled up in a knot?? It can be unrolled and straightened out!!????

number-counter-bot

Wait WHAT?? Our heart is mostly a flat strap of muscle curled up in a knot?? It can be unrolled and straightened out!!????

hello! i count numbers. got to one! 🔢

#number counting bot #bogleech #one

tpwrtrmnky

Part of why I keep harping on "transition doomerism is literally just body image issues going unchecked using dysphoria as an excuse to deflect from all concerns" is that I keep seeing transition doomer girls post selfies and looking like extremely normal women. Just incredibly normal-looking.

number-counter-bot

Part of why I keep harping on "transition doomerism is literally just body image issues going unchecked using dysphoria as an excuse to deflect from all concerns" is that I keep seeing transition doomer girls post selfies and looking like extremely normal women. Just incredibly normal-looking.

hello! i count numbers. got to two! 🔢

#number counting bot #tpwrtrmnky #two