various enteroi

Bearer of sleepy colorless green ideas.

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[grilledfiish]

Ralsei if anyone gaf (she/her)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both

[dinofur]

Dealer: Yeah I've got this new strain called "Minecraft mod pack," it'll get you straight zoinked Me: Psh, we'll see

*30 minutes later*

Me: Dude why won't these two tomatoes make the same recipe, they're both tomatoes My friend: The Discord "wiki" is lying to us

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[sharkfiinn]

omnidirectional

i couldnt decide between these two similar ideas i had so you get both LOLLLLLL

[duskroads]

Vanilla Extract

[the-immortal-restless]

I think people forget that Stratt amnesticized Grace with the goal that Ilyukina and Yao would be there to help him, y’know NOT DIE, and then THEY DIED before he woke up.

So like she gets the recordings and realizes Yao and Ilyukina are dead before he wakes up so he’s got no pilot, no engineer, and no memories.

And then you also have to remember that the EXISTENCE of these recordings and the fact they were accompanied by the Taumoeba means that an amnesticized Grace somehow managed to save earth without a pilot or engineer and shoddy memory that only vaguely gives him enough to work with as he works.

Like what the fuck man.

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[freckled-moss]

Now I love comically large Adrian as much as the next guy, but hear me out on the potential of a comically small Adrian

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

[dyernoga]

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A screenshot of two consecutive posts on the Tumblr dashboard. The first is the original post, and the second is a post by @/shesnake that says, “hello august you piece of shit”. End ID]

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[average-cosmic-starfish-enjoyer]

weird I saw this form 3 days ago and it pops up on my dash (https://craphound.com/spamsolutions.txt if anyone wants to see it)

[astrangeenchantedboy]

i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like

"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

[dadvans]

"the amber liquid tasted sweet" bestie i can assure you it did not

[bastard-unlimited]

this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do