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it/they ... 18 y/o ... will post art or writing or some other shit @ some point, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... maybe

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

ON MY DASH

[infinitebadashianqueen]

Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.

[the-suriel-deserved-better]

Murder is work kids.

[krystal-prisms]

Too much work

[gay-vibin-girl]

Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time

[3-spoons]

Also work fast and no witnesses

[somany-fandoms-solittle-time]

THIS HAS OVER A MILLION NOTES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!

[xakumi]

Also if you are planning to flee the country, get that figured out way in advance. At least a year or two in advance. And make sure everyone knows you’re moving, so it’s less suspicious than to randomly leave without saying anything. Perhaps it’s studying abroad, a job opportunity, or even meeting up with a friend and/or romantic partner?

[thegreenpea]

If you buey the body vertically don’t forget to leave a few feet above the head and place some animal bones on it so when the blood hounds sniff they will find the animal bones and the police would likely rule it as a false positive. Also globally the solving rate for murder is 45% so don’t worry too much

[unfortunatelyevent]

am I gonna get in some fbi list for rebbloging this? possible

do I care enough to not reblog this? absolutely not

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Don’t forget it’s just a missing person case if they can’t find the body.

[guiltiest-gear]

Hmm

[dooflizard]

Dances with plans

[holding-infinity-and-a-book]

Helpful tumblr. Real helpful.

[warning-coffeeisexplosive-deact]

Thank you Tumblr. Now I have ideas :)

[daughter-of-hades1218-deactivat]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[aloeeskin-blog]

Anne Rice worked on this show… with her queer son Christoper Rice. They were both executive producers. I literally have kept up with both of them for the last couple years as they kept us updated on the progress of this series. This show has a giant stamp of approval from Anne Rice. You have this show because of them.

Why is that stupid post still circulating about Anne being dead and now they can FINALLY have the queer rendering of interview w/ the vampire they always wanted? Like what are you implying? That you don’t know anything about Anne Rice or her Vampire Chronicles? You look stupid and so does anyone else who reblogs that shit.

[slightlyunofficial]

Misheard lyrics better than the actual song, three dead two injured. I love transgender people and if you reblog this you’re pro-trans

[xxhellonursexx]

Don’t even get his ass started on pints, quarts, and miles.

[thefuturewithoutus]

i love you forever deep below creation i love you the crawling rot i love you the forever blind i love you the lightless flame i love you terminus i love you beholding i love you viscera i love you the everchase i love you forsaken i love you the slaughter i love you the twisting deceit i love you i do not know you i love you the falling titan i love you mother of puppets i love you the world is always ending

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[wafflesmcgeesus]

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

[t-toxic-waste]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[nose-bl]

i have seen people say that "heartstopper is shit because it is made by an aroace woman". and i get the whole ownvoices thing, it's important that people get to tell their own stories. but pretending that heartstopper is immediatly bad and problematic just because the creator of a story focusing on mlm is an aroace person is just ridiculous. the same happened to the writer of simon vs the homosapiens agenda. she was, first of all, harrassed for 'being straight' and she later came out as bi. but ppl still thought she had no buisiness at all writing about a gay man

a lesbian can write a beautiful and meaningful story about a bisexual man, a trans man can write an acurate story about a nonbinary person. every community deserves to tell their own stories, but just bc sometimes other ppl write stories about them doesn't mean these stories are bad and morally wrong and inaccurate

BUT ON TOP OF THAT the producer (patrick walters) and director (euros lynn) of the show are both gay men (and many other people working behind the scenes are queer as well, it's just a bunch of queer ppl). these gay men got to be in charge of directing and producing the show. these people put their visions on this story. this is not a random person trying to guess what the mlm experience is like. alice really does understand it, and they're now working directly with ppl who have that lived experience

also side note can ppl please stop invalidating alice....i've even seen people saying that they're not even queer and shouldn't be writing any queer stories. i saw one post saying something like "she's just an asexual woman who uses sometimes they/them". alice is queer. aromantic and asexual people are queer. and please stop invalidating they/them pronouns and pretending people use those pronouns just for attention

[ricearicema]

[girlblocker]

ideally jk rowling will be next

[avalance]

every reblog is -1hp for the terf

[magbeth]

like to charge reblog to cast

[nv-was-taken]

fuck rechazo y no soy facho all my homies hate amarillos por chile

[coltwarning]

A warning about @/barksonq / @/lapis-dei-selfship / @/bedobedo-kincare

Trigger Warnings for rape, incest, pedophilia, discussion of suicide + suicidebaiting, racism, weirdness about lesbians

I do NOT condone harassment of this user — I advise you to just block and warn others on his actions.

https://docs.google.com/document/u/7/d/1nC2DS4h1Xtu9m6ZilAbLRTKpL35P2k915kiUgM1qDq4/mobilebasic

callout on colt

Summary under the cut

I met Colt when I was 14 years old, and he was 16 (later turned 17 during the friendship). He would often talk to me about sexual topics and getting off on rape, incest, and pedophilia fantasies involving a real life celebrity named Finn Wolfhard. Because of how he normalized the trivialization and romanticization of these topics for me, I ended up going along with what he did without realizing how wrong it was.

He also would wish rape on other people, even going so far as to say it would "humble" them. Colt also wished death and suicide on other Finn Wolfhard fans, just because they liked Finn.

[coltwarning]

Update: I have been made aware that @/tsundere-selfship is attempting to claim that he is unaware of what happened. I have added further screenshot evidence that goes against his statement of not knowing about Colt's behavior

Also rereading this, I realized I accidentally uploaded a screenshot with a deadname that wasn't edited out. That has been fixed.

[pinkdiamondprince]

Trying to figure out if you’re ace or aro can be so much harder than other sexualities because it’s like, trying to find the absence of something. Imagine you’re at a pond and you want to know if there are any turtles, or fish. Say you find a turtle and you’re like “great! Now I know there are turtles.” Or a fish, now you know for sure there are fish. Or you find both, and now you know for a fact there are both turtles and fish in the pond.

But like, if you don’t find any turtles it might be that there are no turtles or maybe you’re just really shitty at looking for turtles and maybe you THINK you saw a turtle over there or maybe it was just a stick. Maybe there are only a few turtles. Maybe you need to do something special to find the turtles. Maybe a bunch of these rocks are actually turtles but you couldn’t tell them apart. Maybe there are no turtles. You have no idea. Meanwhile some people are saying “Oh there have to be turtles! You’ll find them eventually ;)” or “How many turtles have you found in your pond?” or “Try planting some vegetables at the shore to attract the turtles.” Or “Oh no! What disaster happened to your pond that there are no turtles?” And you’re just standing there wet with an empty net and a tired expression.

But whatever because whether there are turtles or fish or not your pond’s ecology works just fine without them because that’s what eco-communities do they form a system around what they have. You aren’t missing anything if you don’t have turtles you just have a pond system without turtles. If someone tried to change you by pouring a bunch of turtles into your pond it would probably fuck something up.

So you don’t have to be entirely sure. You don’t have to search every inch of the damn pond before you can decide there are probably no turtles. If you want to take the aro or ace label because you think it fits go for it. And if you do find your turtles you can rename the pond. That’s fine.

[rawstrap]

reblog to make someone bisexual

[nuka-rockit]

[thickness-protection-program]

[scumbagsblog]

[localnoodleman]

SO IT STARTS OFF AS THIS ‘ELDRITCH MONSTER OF THE WEEK’ BUT YOU SLOWLY START TO REGISTER FAMILIAR NAMES AND THEMES AND THEN THERES THESE FUCKING WORMS AND IT TURNS OUT THERE WAS A HUGE AND DETAILED PLOT ALL ALONG

[fungi-maestro]

Hm. Your interpretation of this character displeases me. Guards! Take them away! Make them read the source material once more, and if that fails, the stocks.

[id: red glittering text that says "this is not about real people", end id]

[deus-ex-aquila]

Visit Original Link

in honor of the death of The Mechanisms, have Jonny Sims summoning all the things at once

spoilers for MAG 160

[captaincrusher]

Nichelle Nichols has passed away. 

Martin Luther King once convinced her to continue on as Uhura when she was about to quit. He told her how she was a role model for so many people and had to stay on. He rightfully recognized her as a trailblazer and the inspiration she continued to be. 

(Second picture is Nichols participating in a recruitment program for NASA in late 70s/early 80′s, aimed at women and people of color. The third picture is Nichols onboard the stratospheric observatory for infrafred astronomy in 2017, as one of the first non essential personell to be able to do so)