03:16

fuck.

[spicy0pumpkin]

🖤👻🖤

[nyctonesia]

You guys would be perfect together if i'm honest.Could relationships like that work? I'm not sure but you do what you want.

yeah, I think it could've. it could have been everything.

[valtsv]

if a wizard cast a spell at me i would just catch it in my mouth and swallow it all perfectly

[heyitsbill]

hey uh james why does this sound so sexual

[valtsv]

i'm protecting you from evil spells and all you people can think about is sex

[eunnieboo]

[miscreantbread]

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

[cowboy]

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

[cowboy]

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

[quinintheclouds]

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

[headspace-hotel]

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

[ankewehner]

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

[headspace-hotel]

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

[day-time-dream]

where is the raccoon getting the heart

[cowboy]

don't worry about it

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[guerrillatech]

[tateratots]

look at them

[elasticitymudflap]

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

[mewwon]

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[guerrillatech]

[chewedcorn]

My friend sent this to her Professor today

[gnostick-deactivated20210607]

hope iʼm not just a blog to you but a problematic bisexual too

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

Can you multitask?

yes i can ignore several things at once

[dankmemeuniversity]

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