Saving the world one shitpost at a time

Just a regular old procrastinating fanfic writer. Most popular for "Music To My Ears," "Music To My Ears," and my magnum opus, "Music To My Ears."

[sunbakery]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

[anarchist-bakery]

someone put a birthday hat on them

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Ask and you shall recieve

[cockyroaches]

Happy 10 years anniversary to god i wish that were me 💕💞💕💞

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[yd12k]

[vyrim]

Seeing a surge in blank account follows again so on the off chance they are actually people heres the usual warning. Customize or fill your account with a couple reblogs or youre getting tossed like the bots

[slitherpunk]

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

[arcnoise]

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

[wizard-email]

it's fucking friday

[pikky126]

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday

[apas-95]

[sraithpics]

David Cleary!

[aiteanngaelach-deactivated20241]

i'm in Ireland and the search for that bastards name is still blocked and hidden... the legnths the british go to defend and protect their instruments of colonialism and violence is beyond belief. no justice for the victims and yet every measure taken to protect David James Cleary and his fellow murderers.

[undeadentropy]

Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it's a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.

[the-sapphic-raven]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

All jokes aside I really do see 9/11 as one of the truly most evil and cursed events to happen in human history. Not because of the people who died in the actual attacks - easily dwarfed by a countless list of crimes against humanity and mass acts of violence the US alone commits every year just to sustain itself - but because of their fallout and the world order they produced. My entire life more or less has been lived in the shadow of forever wars, of the national security state, of ever-increasing militarism, of the so-called "Middle East" being torn and retorn apart over and over and over again and it getting worse with every single reconfiguration. There isn't going to be a way out until the entire US empire collapses under its own weight, and until then we'll all continue to suffocate.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[loth-catgirl]

now that's a friend indeed

[cipheramnesia]

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

[disgustinggf]

mutual did not see the post i reblogged specifically for them. 13 dead, 65 injured.

[disgustinggf]

mutual reblogged the post i reblogged specifically for them from someone else. 78 dead, 1250 injured.

[pnkrathian]

[808-bantar]

thousands have been slaughtered

[chained2012]

in tears rn

[monsterhospital]

[mauls-fair-in-love-and-war]

They put his pussy bones in his knees

[bicokun]

Getting pussy bones in your knees is just part of the Sith lifestyle.

[transhuman-priestess]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[transhuman-priestess]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[floralfemmes]

white ppl have no concept of the pain of finding a community that you belong to and then discovering the deeply entrenched racism in said community

[floralfemmes]

coming out as an nb dyke was freeing don't get me wrong but discovering how racist white wlw can be takes away some of the joy of that experience. we're fetishized or shunned or demonized or mocked or all of the above. then I see and hear white wlw saying shit about how welcoming wlw are like they haven't been pushing us out all this time

I'm not saying this is a problem exclusive to wlw by the way, this happens in literally every community that has white people in it. I've dealt with racism from white people as a member of the disabled community, from white women in feminist spaces, in activist groups I worked with, etc.

white people need to take a good long look at racism in their communities before they start proclaiming them to be welcoming spaces. because I can guarantee that if your community has white people, your community has racism

[floralfemmes]

several jewish people have mentioned in the tags that antisemitism functions in a similar way and has similar impacts, so I think it's worth adding that jewish people are racialized and ostracized in essentially the same way

everything that I described above is an experience that people of colour share with jewish people

solidarity between racialized peoples ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

[floralfemmes]

white people keep reblogging this and adding tags that distance themselves from culpability for this, saying shit about how it's "especially cis white people" or "especially abled white people" etc.

and I just. way to miss the point. every white person is capable of this and benefits from this. you can be gay, trans, disabled, broke and neurodivergent all at once and still be racist and/or antisemitic

if you're white and you're gonna reblog this post or comment on it only to make it seem like your specific identity makes you less racist or less likely to profit from white supremacy, just don't interact with this post. because you're clearly not listening to what I'm saying here

every single white person benefits from white supremacy and is responsible for combating racism in their communities. trying to distance yourself from that only proves that you're not willing to do the work that is needed to support people of colour

[marisatomay]

all these videos of people in california walking around playing in flood waters noooooooooooo you don’t enter flood water for the same reason you don’t breathe in wildfire smoke: you don’t know what’s in there but trust that it’s everything it could find before it got to you

[jadedanddark]

The Southern California area doesn't get floods often (not talking about the desert area, you guys know).

OP is completely correct. Things that regularly show up in flood water:

Raw sewage from pipes or septic tanks that got damaged

Staphylococcus, which when it takes root in any hangnail or scrape, or heaven forbid inside your favorite orifice, is a potentially dangerous infection

Ants. They don't drown easily and when they find higher ground, for example up the leg of someone wading, they take advantage. Wolf spiders and fleas do this too. And trust, if it's a city area that flooded, there ARE fleas.

Water that is deeper than you think, which can absolutely swallow your truck. You might know what the ground level looks like when it's not flooded, but you don't know what got washed away, or softened.

Glass, metal, branches, wire, really the whole gambit of things you don't want to be inside your skin. Can you see clear to the bottom in that water? No you cannot.

Dead things. Rats, stray animals that didn't make it to safety, fish who choked on the muddy water (if we're talking about a river or creek that burst its banks). Would you get into a swimming pool if you saw even one rat floating around in there? How about fifty?

Seriously friends, be safe. Don't go canoeing in the street no matter how funny it is. Don't drive your truck through the big puddles to make it splash. Don't go swimming. If you really have no choice and MUST enter the water for whatever reason, get out quickly and wash with clean water immediately, especially your eyes and any abrasions. Hospitals and the rescue aids are already going full throttle, don't add to their workload by being dumb.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

just wanted to add that floodwaters can also carry:

tetanus

flesh eating bacteria

Legionnaires' disease

animal waste, especially from farms

toxic chemicals, including gasoline, pesticides, etc.

submerged live wires that can electrocute you

dangerous live animals like snakes

heavy metals—lead and mercury are commonly found in floodwaters

human bodies

floodwater also often looks to be moving slower than it is!! you are at significant risk of being swept away even it the floodwaters only reach a couple feet!