List of âsmartass x dunce (and they fall in love!)â prompts
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âDid you even understand what the instructions were?â âWell, not really, but I know youâre smart so Iâm just kind of relying on you.â
âThatâs not how youâre supposed to do that!â âStop yelling at me and tell me how to do it, then!â
âIf you donât want to fail this, you might want to do it my way.â âYou sound like a dictator.â
âYou donât have to be an asshole to get your point across.â âIn what way is calling you out on your shit job done me being an asshole?â âThatâs exactly what I mean!â
âCan you stop bossing me around? I can manage to do this without your help!â âWell, youâre not really showing youâre capable of that, are you?â
âYou know what, just leave this whole thing up to me.â âNo, but I actually want to help-â âWell, your contributions are actually kind of making things worse.â
ââŠThatâs not what that means, look at the dictionary.â âI did! I swear thatâs the definition on Urban Dictionary.â âUrban Dic- oh, for fuckâs sake-"
âThis is how you do it.â ââŠOhhhh-"
âIâm not that stupid, and youâre not that smart. Youâre just acting like a know-it-all, maybe thatâs why you donât have friends.â âWell, that- I donât need friends.â
âOh⊠Your writingâs kind of cute.â âOh? Uh, thanks.â âYeah, well, I do compliment people when they deserve it.â
âSee! I just needed a demonstration so I can do this myself!â âYeah, Iâve repeated this like⊠Ten times now but sure, if it finally helps then thatâs my goal reached, I guess.â
âGosh, here, let me do that for you.â
âYou know you can ask for help when needed, right?â âYeah, well, you donât exactly make yourself approachable.â
âIâm not sure whatâs happening, but you seem more patient with me now.â âOh⊠Am I? That's false, why would you even say that?â
âI do like being told Iâm doing a good job.â âOh, so I should do that more often?â ââŠAre you flirting with me?â âNo, you idiot- what? Focus on the work, goddamn it, letting one compliment get to your head like thatâŠâ
âThat⊠Was decent.â âYou know complimenting me more than that isnât going to kill you right?â
âDo you use your brain to think orâŠâ âWhy would I need to do that when I have you here?â
âYour dumbassery is infecting me.â âWell, you know what they say. Great minds think alike.â
âMaybe youâre not as bad as I thought.â âThatâs a huge compliment coming from you.â
âWe should probably see each more outside of this project.â ââŠSay that again, I didnât hear you.â
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