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So...I have a request. Is there anyone out there who speaks Sindarian Elvish that would be willing to teach me a sentence? There's a thing that I'm doing where I want to say "In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit" in Sindarian, but I don't know anyone offline who knows Sindarian Elvish... so would anyone be willing to help me out? Please send me an ask if you can help and are willing. Thank you!

#Lord of the Rings #Elvish #The Hobbit #please

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all! <3 <3 <3 <3

m-ordor

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i feel like they just finished a grand musical number.

blackoutwidow

Like this?

comic-canary

i spit out my tea

#Lord of the Rings #Monsters Inc #OH MY GOSH YES

pleatedjeans

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Disney is a Magical Place (30 Pics)

For therapy I had to make images that would remind me that I could feel good about myself as I healed and I couldn’t think of a better icon than Sailor Moon. So I give you…Self-Positive Sailor Moon.

#keeping forever #anti-depression

So...guess who's alive?

#*slow smile*

dude-its-liz

PLEASE Share this!!! WRITTEN BY A COP: Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one’s life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you… Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won’t see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location. 5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat. B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.) 6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!) 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ‘for help’ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim. 9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her ‘Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..’ The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, ‘We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.’ He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby’s cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby’s cries outside their doors when they’re home alone at night. 10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack. Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! Please pass this on This post should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America ‘s Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana I’d like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well. Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better to be safe than sorry.. Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one’s life.

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Also, if you're walking in a parking lot/garage and there are cars around yours, make sure to look underneath them. People will hide under their vehicles with a blade so that way they can reach out and slash their victim's Achilles tendon so that the victim can't run.

#this is really important #especially the one about locking your doors #my cousin got into her car and locked her doors and that saved her life #a guy ran out and was pounding on the passenger door for her to let him into the car #and yes he had a gun #she heard later that he'd gone into an apartment building and knocked on a random door #and the person living there opened the door without looking to see who it was #and that person got shot #not a mortal injury but still shot #LOCK YOUR DOORS PEOPLE

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#species: angel #best friend: Sam #lover: Ruby #first kiss: John Winchester #partner: Dean #killed by: Castiel #well #alrighty then #if that ain't a mess I don't know what is #Supernatural

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bashfultenrec

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

sarahdesdemona

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

steaku

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

musta--krakish-deactivated20170

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

grassburrqueen

thanks tumblr

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Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

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PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

tephnos

Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.

I am not a serial killer, honest.

superwholockedhobbitt

I am seriously concerned for all of you

jessgoesnuclear

this post keeps getting better thank you friends for this valuable information and these lovely ideas

tony-hawks-prostate

I mean.. you could just make it soooo much easier than you’re all thinking. Remove the teeth, drop body into a pigpen, wait til they eat, leave. Pigs will eat anything and almost everything you give them. Including bones, hair, and organs.

lucifercomplexx

This is actually really helpful. When I become a serial killer I’ll be sure to credit you guys.

buttercup-everdeen

If its during the winter, you could try stabbing someone with an icicle (people have died from them falling on them before) and then when it melts, there’ll be no murder weapon, thus lowering your chances of getting caught

#writing #I swear this is for writing

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if someone feels good about themselves don’t bring them down by calling them stuck-up. maybe it’s the first time in three months they’ve felt confident in themselves, maybe it’s the first time that they remember feeling good-looking or intelligent or capable. don’t be an ass

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Wanna be a writer? Find a different way to say “I’m going to the store” every single time you say it. Come up with nicknames for all of your friends. Ask people questions, welcome conversation from an outside perspective, do not drop a topic until you are satisfied. For every different room in which you find yourself on every single day, point out at least one thing that is there, but shouldn’t be there, and why it shouldn’t be there. Then take maybe ten minutes a week to get it down on the page. Writing only takes a long time when the only time you think about writing is when you are writing.

Toni Morrison (via ethiopienne)

#quote #writing

cptmalhammer

Today’s Life Science lesson

#can I just have a drawing of Dite and DM teasing Shura with that top pic?#pleeeeeeeease?#Saint Seiya #Bad Golds Trio

littleaphheadcanons

France hates being called “pretty boy”. Even if it’s said teasingly from his friends and they don’t mean it, it makes him feel like they only notice his looks and not his personality/history/etc.