dead or alive

it’s either kill yourself or be killed

[noir0sun]

A+ Graffiti

[sayruq]

[mooonbride]

[turianbatman]

mylifewithfel:

theamazingsallyhogan:

“When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious. “You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!“”

— the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast:  Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end. (via corseque)

1909.  This isn’t a Millenial thing.  Their grannies even wanted to fuck The Beast.

Oldschool furries.

[internutter]

Even in Jean Cocteau’s film version, Belle’s reaction to the transformation was “Ou est ma bette?” translated: “Where is my beast?”

Belle was totally a furry.

[spacecowboywhit]

@prawnsofthetiger ;-)

[osocuteclub]

But what if Fidough had a pan dulce variety

[gentil-minou]

Sorry I gotta call out of work I have to go mourn the bestest little robot there ever was

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

I CANT DO THIS AGAIN ITS TOO MUCH

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, NOT AFTER OPPY'S WHOLE "MY BATTERY'S LOW AND IT'S GETTING DARK" THING!

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

[kainoliero]

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

[midnightmart]

hand slipped so heres a gif

[shitpostsorcerer]

Reblog to respect the Big Night Cat

[garbage-empress]

time smells bad.

[chrome--horse]

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

[garbage-empress]

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

[garbage-empress]

@ryanthecynic

[larckla]

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

[garbage-empress]

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

[garbage-empress]

The results are in!

I have radiation poisoning!

[lastvalyrian]

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning

[corsolanite]

Literally an end of an era

[makiema]

aki vs katana man

fan animation by @Glens_sou on twitter

[sugarstitchplush]

He is baby~💙💚💛💜

[sugarstitchplush]

For those interested in Stitches, yes he'll be for sale~! Once he's done I'll announce a time for him to be listed, so everyone has a chance to be ready~

[sakurafacts]

despite what u may think naruto IS actually vaccinated..i had to use a blowgun but i got him

[fuckinnhell]

[kotsume]

[favorite-aesthetic]

The little baby

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[oddmoderator]

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

[tamwah]

[tainbocuailnge]

[bad-4chan-literature]

[kasai-yagi]

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

[snakegirllovehandles]

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

[gayestgen]

[silviadragoness]

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

[sexhaver]

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

[plasticblisss]

me: *is replaced*

me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)