"the smut avatar"

which could mean nothing

[ocean-were-whiskey]

intro post

hey. i'm alan, AKA oceanwerewhiskey on ao3. i write cringe and crack in equal measure. i don't have anything up rn because one of my irl friends found my ao3 and i'm waiting until they lose interest to repost my fics lmaooo

my favorite tag in the entire world is found family and i will fight you on this. edit: well, my new favorite tag is actually- [sniped by tumblr censors]

my username is a misquote of this poem because i think it's great

my shitpost/9-1-1 spam account is @schrodingers-buddie and my personal account is @the-changeling

[ilya-sweetheart]

actually shane wouldn’t get a tattoo because he’d get so turned on the second the needle started piercing his skin and hurting him soo good for soo long and then he’d be hard in front of the innocent tattoo artist

…unless ilya was the tattoo artist and the cute boy with freckles came back all the time to get a tattoo and it got higher and higher up his thigh until ilya had to tattoo on his pelvic bone right next to his rock hard cock while the pretty boy was whimpering on the table beneath him

or something

[dependell]

new favorite Columbo moment

[ocean-were-whiskey]

can not will not stop imagining columbo railing this poor twink until he cries

[oldshrewsburyian]

I finally saw The Odyssey, and one of my takeaways is that Robert Pattinson was tragically born too late to be a queer-coded antagonist in 1930s swashbucklers. That man is clearly meant to strike campy poses and get into his rival's personal space and be in slutty swordfights.

[sharpsarcasm]

Like this?

[oldshrewsburyian]

Exactly like this. Also like this:

[pastainhismouth]

cliff likes buying little gifts for people okay? it's just a thing he does, always has, since it was giving his sister his best marker or getting extra candy for his friend. so actually importing chocolate from switzerland for his much younger situationship isn't that big of a deal, you can stop looking at him like that. besides milka is good

[ocean-were-whiskey]

i gotta preserve your tags op

[ivviannaa]

i personally need luca haas to end up with a controversially older man that he outfreaks to a bewildering level. bonus points if that older man is cliff marleau

[hollanov-gurl]

Ilya’s altar 🫠

[reticent-vampire]

[r0b0t1me]

observing creatures of play

i changed their designs like 3 times while drawing this shit. dont do this. i still dont even know what color palette i want for them

[cuntessa-lestat]

alright I miss hollanov give them back to me NOW

[demilypyro]

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

[demilypyro]

[buffycaps]

@gifevents: love, platonically day 4. odd couple

[erdenmaedchen]

STAR TREK Shore Leave | S01 E15

[gaytricorder]

the mcspirk interactions were always like a vibe of like bones and kirk were the jocks lightly picking on nerd spock in high school but kirk was secretly in love with him like kirk would intervene if anyone was intentionally cruel and be like “don’t mess with him, only i can do that” and then kirk asks spock if he wants a ride home after school one day and they’re totally silent on the drive home with spock ramrod straight in the passenger seat and trying not to let his feet touch the empty mcdonald’s cups on the floor while casting surreptitious glances at kirk driving and then kirk breaks the silence like “so… is it like true that you guys bond with people for life like even men maybe haha”

[tivix]

digitization

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting

[princeofsparkles]

Real people figuring out they’re queer through the process of making gay art is not queerbaiting either

[lady-writes]

#real people not telling you everything about themselves is allowed

[wenellyb]

[missmitchieg]

[feisar]