[matchagirl]

[homura]

[curlicuecal]

what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

[curlicuecal]

fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret

[curlicuecal]

you don't get to know all of me

it's tuesday you only get to know sara

[curlicuecal]

you understand me to my soul

[curlicuecal]

Things this post reminds people of:

1. fae

2. demons

3. vampires

4. cats

5. being trans

[curlicuecal]

I love this

Aquire the identities of the ones who came before you. Hoard them like a dragon.

You work in the corner office? Your name is Bob now. Bob means "person who files papers in the corner office."

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[teruterusky]

Happy 20th anniversary to one of the greatest days in American history!

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[amyygdalaaa]

omg you do not understand how rare it is to see queer desi weddings this is beautiful

[steveyockey]

x

[important-animal-images]

[katameme-deactivated20250120]

[teamwhimsy]

Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment

[nonasuch]

[takeiteasyjoan]

[bewbin]

like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

[bewbin]

ok sick my cats got a shotgun thisll take care of it

[bewbin]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

[mortalityplays]

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi - Izutsumi Futon Ratings

[cannibalgender]

i'm begging tumblr users who couldn't name an evil woman to read the locked tomb because in just a short list of the insane amount of characters in these books there is (out of context spoilers ahead)

butch who's never experienced any affection so she becomes willing to do anything to be needed including becoming a fascist regime's specialest little boy

200 dead babies, trying to justify killing 200 babies to make her by brutally suppressing any weakness or vulnerability in herself

the incest twins from every problematic 2000s anime played entirely straight as to how fucked up both of them would be

woman who has a baby for the purpose of bashing its head against a rock and using its blood to kill 9 planets occupied with people

girl who lied to her boybestfriend, who shares her body, about his existence kind of eating her soul so they won't have to be apart

weapon with which to kill 9 planets filled with people, representative of 10 billion dead people and unceasing rage. Who looks like Barbie.

woman who stole g-d's sperm

woman who used her boybestfriend's body to fuck genocidal baby mama without said boybestfriend's knowledge (he was also fucking her)

cancer patient using her make a wish to kill g-d

[paxamericana]

boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"

i literally have no idea what she's talking about

[wrenchinator-central]

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

[suitelikechocolate]

[oceanwlw]

steadfastly choosing to believe that ashnikko is saying ‘im a bulbasaur’ on weedkiller

[daily-spooky]

[alpaca-clouds]

It is funny. Recently I had a transphobe argue to me, that "well, it is all made up! Animals will still not know that you identify as a man". Which to me is so funny, because while there has never been extensive research done on this topic, there is a lot of anecdotal evidence showing the exact opposite.

As someone who has done a lot of work with animals, I can tell you, that those animals that for one reason or another like one gender more or less than another often show the same loving or hostile behavior towards people completely depending on the gender the people actually identifies as.

"Sure," some people might say, "because if you take hormons you gonna smell like the gender to an animal." But that is the funny part. Animals often act according to that with trans adults who are still in egg mode. Who have not come out yet. And nobody knows why and how they can tell.

But some of the harsher animals with a "gender preference in humans" are like the best trans indicators. You have not admitted to yourself you are a guy? Yeah, this cat is gonna hate you anyways. Because this cat hates men.

Sincerely the guy who got attacked by this one fucking bunny, who didn't like dudes, several times

[twobearshifiving]

[cartoon-hell]