Saw this on Pinterest and didnât want to risk it especially now thatâs my grandpaâs in the hospital
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Love Begins
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Saw this on Pinterest and didnât want to risk it especially now thatâs my grandpaâs in the hospital
I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeetâs corpse.
It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeperâs daughter.
And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.
And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a childâs birthday party.
When did my life get this weird?
This is maybe the best thing that has ever been posted in my favorite tag (#the barter system). I am so proud of you, barterer. You are truly a master of the barter system. This is a beautiful thing. I hope you keep bartering for a long time.
you are in the middle of a string of side quests
And maybe even capitalism.
Please money reaper
Plz Iâm starting college
National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck
reblog if you're a:
Aries who doesnât get mad at everything Taurus who doesnât live in the fridge Gemini who doesnât talk shit about everyone Cancer who doesnât cry at everything Leo who isnât an arrogant tosspot Virgo who doesnât obsess over their grades Libra who isnât an indecisive airhead Scorpio who isnât obsessed with shagging people Sagittarius who wonât actually cheat on every partner they get Capricorn who actually knows how to have fun Aquarius who isnât a weirdo who is definitely an alien Pisces who wonât obsess over spirituality and let everyone walk all over them
FIGHT THE STEREOTYPES 2K15
STOP SCROLLING JUST FOR A SECOND
This is a reminder that you are beautiful to someone out there. Thatâs a promise. There are 6 billion people on this earth. Do the math
If you see this on your dash, itâs too late
((Reblog or Halloween wonât be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, youâll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))
((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and youâll live a happy life.))
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
Passing this good karma
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
Reblog if you have one of the things below and you're wiling to chat with anyone who needs advice or someone to talk to. Let's show people that you're never alone.
Depression Bipolar Self harm Eating disorder Anxiety OCD Personality disorders Suicidal thoughts Panic attacks Poor body image/self esteem PTSD Dyslexia Autism Chronic illnesses Etc
I know that my inbox is always open. Reblog if yours is too. â¤ď¸
Reblog and see what color you get!
[Based on writing styles] White: Iâm really shy to talk to you, but I would like to write with you sometime! Yellow: Your writing us great! Keep it up! Orange: I can hear ____âs voice when I read your writing! Pink: I like your writing, it just needs a little tweaking! [Specify] Red: I admire your writing and stories from afar. Just know I always read them. Maroon: Eh, your writing is ok. Magenta: I aspire to write like you. Purple: Your writing needs a little work. Violet: I wish you would write more. Aquamarine: Can you write a drabble between our two characters? Blue: You need to improve your writing Navy: I have a hard time understanding your writing. Gray: You should put more description into your writing. Black: Your writing is terrible. Silver: How are you not famous for your writing? O_O Brown: Your writing seems a little bleak. Would you like some tips or advice from me?
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âPrecisely!â He smiled, showing long fangs. âNow where did that bird go..?â He pulled a top hat out of a coat that seeming just appeared on his body before it disappeared with a POOF! Then pulled out a pigeon, âThere you are you little bird!â He laughed before squeezing it tightly. It too POOF!âed and turned into a scroll. Distance unrolled it and snapped his fingers, making large, nerdy glasses appear on his face. âNever heard of this dimension beforeâŚâ He said thoughtfully, reading off the scroll.
Orion watched with wide eyes, torn between being amazed, confused, and concerned as to what exactly this thing was. He chose to leave the questions in his head unspoken as he looked around. âI donât recognize it eitherâŚthough this area is extremely bland,â he muttered.
Distance nodded, âIndeed, much much too blandâŚâ He rested on his reptilian-like tail. His eyes widened, âWait a moment, how did you get here?â he asked turning to him.Â
âOh, well, Iâm a dimension hopper. Itâs my job to go to different dimensions,â Orion explained with another awkward smile. âHow did you get here?â
"What are we supposed to do now?" (Time for some new muse lol)
Our muses are stuck on a Ferris Wheel together. Send âWhat are we supposed to do now?â for my museâs reaction.
Mordecai wasnât sure what to say in reply. There wasnât much to do when youâre stuck on a Ferris Wheel with limited space and no idea how long it would be. Good thing he went to the bathroom before getting on this ride.Â
âRide the Ferris Wheelâ, Rigby said. âIt will be awesomeâ, he said.
The cerulean male pushed his bangs back looking over the side and trying to see if there was any indication of what was happening but no one seemed to be doing anything would help them down. âI donât know.â He replied with a sigh before looking back to the stranger. âTalk I guess.â
Orion looked over at the blue-haired stranger for a moment before leaning forward to look down at the hround, though he lurched back when the seat they were in rocked. âWell hopefully we arenât up here for very long. Chub-chub doesnât do good on his ownâŚâ he muttered absently before looking at the person he had been seated with. âMy name is Orion. Whatâs yours?â He asked, tilting his head to the side lightly. That was the right question to ask, wasnât it? People usually asked him that before anything, so hopefully he wasnât making a fool of himself.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to âviolating one or more of Tumblrâs Community Guidelinesâ, but since my wish came true the first time, Iâm putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITâS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnât think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT âITS WORTH A TRYâ SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnât expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itâs just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNâT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Â
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNâT THINK IâD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IâM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITÂ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iâve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITâS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i really hope my wish comes true
my last two wishes came true, one more couldnât hurt
SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works
THIS THING ACTUALLY WORKED FOR ME SO IM DOING IT AGAIN
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âPrecisely!â He smiled, showing long fangs. âNow where did that bird go..?â He pulled a top hat out of a coat that seeming just appeared on his body before it disappeared with a POOF! Then pulled out a pigeon, âThere you are you little bird!â He laughed before squeezing it tightly. It too POOF!âed and turned into a scroll. Distance unrolled it and snapped his fingers, making large, nerdy glasses appear on his face. âNever heard of this dimension beforeâŚâ He said thoughtfully, reading off the scroll.
Orion watched with wide eyes, torn between being amazed, confused, and concerned as to what exactly this thing was. He chose to leave the questions in his head unspoken as he looked around. âI donât recognize it either...though this area is extremely bland,â he muttered.
Movie idea: a transgender girl gets kicked out of her home. She meets a group of girls on the street including a hardcore butch lesbian, a flirty bisexual, a smart pansexual, and a quiet ace. Together these girls use money, resources, and whatever they can find to create a homeless shelter for LGBTQ youth who are kicked out of their homes. Like or reblog if you would totally watch that movie.
i had to go through 13 websites to download this, bcs the official videos were restricted to the us only. so worth it
This is my new favorite video