Turtleneck Kitty

Hello there! I'm Kristen, the pansexual from America. This blog consists of mostly random shit that happens to end up on my dash. My tag is yeahokbie and I'm always open to talk!

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[raccooncomic]

09. Birfday

[sacred-portal]

[eurynomephoenix18]

Visit Original Link

[diligar]

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

[plant-royalty]

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

[mttgwen]

IT’S TIME

[nbtoaster]

IT IS TIME

[doc-coyote]

[coelasquid]

I’m okay with Halloween starting now.

[leopiked-deactivated20190202]

I LEGIT HAVE SEP  1ST LABELED AS PRE HALLOWEEN IN MY CALENDAR. IT IS FUCKING TIME, SON. 

[zodiacdad-blog1]

i pressed play and my cat fell off the windowsill :(

[goat-yells-at-everything]

IT. IS. NEVER. TOO. EARLY. FOR. HALLOWEEN.

[leonhartgolden]

my body is ready 

[brakken]

skeletons

[owlmylove]

i have no idea what i just watched but i love it

[moxymoron]

is this undertale

[umbreeunix]

yes

[bitchin-lesbian]

good

[howyouudoyinn]

It’s night time somewhere

[ohnoshesarejecter]

I’ve been saving this

[will-x-vi]

Yooo!

[katedrawscomics]

oh yeah i love anime my favourite is uhhhh

[tastefullyoffensive]

Photos by Chasity Lollis (via TheRealDerv)

[wlwaffle-deactivated20180825]

tbh at this point i don’t even sleep anymore i just die for a few hours and wake up with the urge to play video games

[bidoof]

god is there anything better than just laying the FUCK down? no, there isn’t

[artofthecatt]

Visit Original Link

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[kushandwizdom]

Being happy is better than being king. ~Nigerian Proverb

African Proverbs (via lazypacific)

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[fzlee]

[2000ish]

omg

[bombus-lapidarius-deactivated20]

hey kids if ur parents r gross n transphobic n homophobic then guess what aphrodite (goddess of wlw) is ur mother and eros (god of mlm) is ur brother and dionysus (god of trans people) is ur cool wine uncle

[heleanorcalder-deactivated20141]

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought