Qarrtsiluni

Bones, 26, engineer // waffle, 7, dog prodigy

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Plant dinosaurs

Artist

[headphonetelevision]

Starters!

大好き御三家！by ばん 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[babyfireflyisdead]

OH MG GOD

[vultureyoucaneat]

They are all perfect

[littleboy-things-blog]

Ahhhhhh this is so pure! 😍

[tinybabymochi-deactivated201804]

MY HEART

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[vladtheunfollower]

[piledriver13-deactivated2018012]

NO!

[dumbassity-deactivated20180202]

What the fuck

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

Pomeranians are 80% fluff and 20% dog

[theartofanimation]

Lynn Chen  -  http://lynnchenart.com  -  https://www.behance.net/chenqianliu  -  https://www.linkedin.com/in/lynnchenart  -  http://lynn66cql.tumblr.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/lynnchen66  -  https://www.facebook.com/lynnchenart

[oak23]

Mattel: Barbie has had numerous careers over the years

Me: but not…. Assassin

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

barbies definitely been an asassin. she just doesnt tell people so she can keep her friends safe

[zennim]

what kind of profession allows and demand the changing to multiple careers? barbie have always been an assassin, all other jobs were just cover and disguises 

[oak23]

Y'all are right. It explains why Jem and Bratz are dead.

[violetkirjava-deactivated202502]

One of my favorite tropes is a very very gay character playing straight and just going absolutely over board. The only examples I can think of are

This

And this

But I’m sure there’s more and I NEED them

[writing-prompt-s]

You are the greatest archeologist in the world and you have been looking for the City of Gold for decades, after all these years you have found the City. When you open the ancient gates you see glitters running towards you, the “gold” of the city has always been thousands of Golden Retrievers.

[kichiart]

[charlieism]

r u saying that would be a bad thing?

[thetaoofzoe]

@lightsidecalling

[lightsidecalling]

My dream!

[bundyspooks]

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

[niechys]

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.

[scrungass]

Y E A H

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Man, lemme tell you, this transition was a TRIP to watch in realtime.

[wronghands1]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Wrong Hands

[ithelpstodream]

[alice-in-midsummer-fires]

[litterbot]

These are some fine rabbits.

[maisiewilliams]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

[maisiewilliams]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

[animatedamerican]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

[lareinecersei]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche

[fluffmugger]

Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos

Rhino experts discuss a bright approach to keeping poachers away.

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base

Win. Win. Win. Win.

[solvatochrome]

5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

[useless-zoofacts]

PUT IT ON ALL RHINOS!!!!!

[justnoodlefishthings]

And elephants!

[pyrrhiccomedy]

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.

Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.

Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.

Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.

Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.

[lioness--hart]

This is so accurate it’s physically painful.

[fozmeadows]

I love this post with my whole heart.