TealBread

Bread/Ari ∥ he/it/they ∥ 19 ∥ current hyperfixation: tma ∥ cw: bad content ∥ (twitch.tv/tealbread) ∥

[odd-density-guy]

im ari, 20, he/they/it, aroace spec, transmasc

formerly known as tealbread

i like tma, mcyt (mostly hermitcraft), genshin and other games, musicals and music, art and psychology. and im very much mentally ill, autistic and adhd

i occasionally stream on twitch, go follow me there :] twitch.tv/tealbread (on hiatus rn)

i mostly just rb things but i tag my own posts with #tealtalks and i also post art sometimes

userbox by @/archiiviist

[mathsuggestions]

Fix your sleep schedule.

[isuggestmadscience]

I have a better suggestion. Stay up for research.

[the-big-mood]

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

[theswordofdamntheseknees]

I love these so much.

[genjichu]

[thelissbliss]

The iconic tweet is here!!! Everyone, cheer!

[thelissbliss]

[thelissbliss]

HAPPY GAY PTIDE DAY EVERYONE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[lixomania]

[meawsupport]

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

[bogslob]

Dearest Haiku Bot we have not talked in a while, I hope you are well

[the-haiku-bot]

Dearest Haiku Bot

we have not talked in a while,

I hope you are well

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[demilypyro]

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

[demilypyro]

[tentacleteapot]

are you familiar with Articuno, the legendary Pokémon that’s a combination Ice-type and Flying-type? well, this is the end of the pointy crest thing at the top of its head.

and that’s just the tip of the ice bird…

[tentacleteapot]

[mclennonyaoi]

woah wait what

[mclennonyaoi]

so if the mommy spider loves the baby spider more the baby spider will eat its siblings less…

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[grunkypeep]

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

[cannedviennasnausage]

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

[flanoirbunny]

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

[shutupandtalkgeekytome]

This post got weird

[jennytrout]

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

[captainclickycat]

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

[the-final-sif]

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

[charl0ttan]

Out-of-place artifact - Wikipedia

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[notasapleasure]

this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.

[husbanddaughter]

they literally deleted all existing reblogs of that post from existence btw<3

[freelance-fiend]

and theyre tryin to delete it all again

[timeflow]

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!