HELLO

Instagram: off_key_kazoo_ He/she/they🏳️‍🌈

[off-key-kazoo]

Welcome to my ???????

We do not support racism, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, ya know, the literal bare minimum.

DM me if I miss any trigger warnings or content warnings. (I’m on mobile)

My art account is @0ff-key-kazoo-art

(I only post art occasionally because I only post very specific works of art (when I say specific I mean I don’t post, ever. And the rare occasion I do it’s because I either spent too much time to not post it or I really like it))

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[chloejoyskibma]

When Toby Fox opened the site for people to submit their Undertale memories, I struggled to succinctly word what this game really meant to me, I chose to briefly describe first meeting someone else who liked the game at my school, but I have more memories than that! So let’s turn back together, again, I’m hoping to post 10 mini comics in the lead up to UT’s 10th anniversary, of just some of my favourite memories :D They’ll probably be pretty mundane, or make me look a fool, and I might not get all of them done, but I’m determined to put them out there! So let’s see how I go :)

I recently rewatched Mithzan’s Pacifist Route while getting my Papyrus cosplay ready for Comic-Con. It was nice seeing how excited Max was to show off different sections of the game, since he had played through it multiple times before, and damn, his Papyrus voice is pretty solid :D I think it was a good first impression of the game, since it really made me want to play it myself, and find out more about it in general! ❤️

[chloejoyskibma]

howa re you so awsome sauce B)))))))

I'm just a chill and cool and awesome and epic guy, it comes with the job

[linneaarie]

Magma Pt 3 - Everything In Between

I would be here all day if I made a seperate post for every property I drew, so everything else gets its own little section here! I had a lot of fun drawing with everyone, and it definitely made for some interesting stuff I wouldn't usually draw XD

There were a bunch of people participating, but the ones who I know have Tumblr accounts are @0ff-key-kazoo , @dagrimaceshaker and @chloejoyskibma

Everything else I drew is here below the cut!

Wing Gaster lives rent free in my head. (Both "I'm Wing Gaster! The Royal Scientist" and "Um.... Gaster Dings Died? Whose that?")

Somehow Bloodmoney! existing has made me get back into an entirely different fandom (Welcome Home)

My two fav Animal Crossing characters !! Serena is highkey underrated, super bummed she hasn't returned in any games yet,,,

And lastly, some Ponyo art! The theme was just anything Ghibli related, so I decided to draw her given how it's my favourite Ghibli movie XD

I'll post all of the second Magma below! I've said this before, but please go check out my Instagram to see a more in-depth list of everyone who participated! They're all incredible, super talented artists :3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

No one is supposed to enjoy February. You’re not even supposed to think about it. It’s a practice in stoicism. mind your own business and just let it pass. Lock your doors and windows. Speak in quiet tones

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Do Not Look February In The Eye

[kamalajune]

February ends on Sunday. Rb for good luck in March

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Speak softly and you may yet live to see it. 

[sans--seraph]

You speak as if February had one eye, when it’s clearly the eldritch month, in possession of infinite eyes. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It May Only Open One Eye At A Time

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

You fool, this is not the case on leap years. On February 29th, the beast may open all its eyes. Lock your doors and windows. God will forgive your absence.

[i-want-to-commit-last-bath-bomb]

“Lock your doors and windows. God will forgive your absence.” Is another quote to add onto the “raw quotes that came from memes.” List

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Last Day This Post May Be Reblogged

[durbikins]

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

[eggtuna]

what the fuck

[ebsbestlife]

I just….?

[elusiveandincognito]

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

[poisonousquinzel]

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[eternalgirlscout]

decriminalize:

sex work

addiction

criminalize: 

golf

[eternalgirlscout]

oh my god

[gamer8drago]

[memorycycle]

guys

[off-key-kazoo]

I love Jujutsu Kaisen, it’s one of my most favourite shows.

However the animation in the first episode was,,,,,,,,, not good,,,,,,,

The 3D rendering was not giving :(

[off-key-kazoo]

Everytime I get asked what superpower I’d choose if given the opportunity and everytime I’m like “invisibility” or like “shapeshifting”.

However every single day I’m like “I wish I could pause time” or “I wish time went slower”.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

just opened threads. it's basically a fake app from a tv show that a teenage girl uses right before being murdered by cyberbullies. not doing that again

[angelic-taxidermist]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ellielol]

she let me hit cuz i'm brave

[ellielol]

like that little toaster

[pukicho]

happy birthday 11111

Its not until september but I liked this picture TOO much to leave in my ask box

[mwagneto]

losing my MIND

[dragelton]

[mwagneto]

[silver-tongues-blog]