Official Phyrexian Posts

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[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[littjara-mirrorlake]

me w-

me when my phyrexian girlfriend pulls ou-

[elspeth-tirel]

your

what

[littjara-mirrorlake]

My

Phyrexian Girlfriend

[stormtide-leviathan]

I'm sorry, am I reading that right??

[littjara-mirrorlake]

MY

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Phyrexian Heritage Post

[pankendev]

of course newer followers may be unfamiliar with the black oil that i secrete

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[ominous-signs]

it's soy sauce but very ominous imo

Official ominous sign

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Official Phyrexian Post

[squeakitties]

if any of the presents under ur tree tonight is oozing shimmering black slime and thrumming ominously you should open that one first

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🎄 Official Phyrexian Post 🎄

[mumblesplash]

people are sooooo judgemental when a thing that was pretending to be human peels off its face revealing itself to be some sort of creature or perhaps machine

[mumblesplash]

“that’s so gross” “that’s horrifying” as if you would look any better with your face skin peeled off. get real

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oil :thumbs up:

OIL!!!!!! THUMBS UP!!!!!!!

[totallyjazzed]

FUCK YOU MULTIVERSE!

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANE THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO BIG MOM NORN'S TREE.

MONSTERS! ARMIES THAT DON'T STAY DOWN! OIL!

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND FREEDOM AT BIG NORN'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH AN IMPERFECT MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL TO OUR BULLSHIT, GUARANTEED!

IF YOU FIND A BETTER PLANE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL COMPLEAT HER, THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL COMPLEAT YOUR WIFE!

BECAUSE AT BIG MOM NORN'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!

TAKE A HIKE TO BIG MOM NORN'S!

HOME OF CHALLENGE PLANESWALKING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PLANESWALKING!

HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PLANESWALK SIX SPHERES INTO PHYREXIA AND NOT GET COMPLEATED, YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR FREE WILL!

DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

ONLY AT BIG MOM NORN'S, THE ONLY PRAETOR THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF!

HURRY UP ASSHOLE!

THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU GIVE US YOUR SPARK, AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!

GO TO HELL!

BIG MOM NORN'S TREE!

THE FAIR BALISICA' FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE PLANE OF PHYREXIA, GUARANTEED!

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OFFICIAL BIG MOM NORN'S POST

[skyrim-forever]

The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board

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Official Phyrexian Post 😔

[catbotphoebe]

Glistening Oil is basically Nickelodeon slime to me tbh. And I'll use it in the same way.

Splashes you with the Goop That Makes You a Cyborg

[thefoxgirl7]

@official-phyrexian-posts ahem

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Official Phyrexian Goop Post

[carnivaldemiurge]

I need to vomit up a black sludge. That would fix me.

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[netherator]

pocketing my delicious ooze

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[valtsv]

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

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[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at (pic of disgusting repulsive charmless smear of unknown oily substance)

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[slimepost-generator]

girls love bubbling tar... girls love crude oil... girls love pitch

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Official Phyrexian Post

[owochimuwu]

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

[xantchaslegacy]

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Phyrexian Heritage Post

[markrosewater]

If I lose a game with ten poison counters, do I become a Phyrexian? Am I a sleeper agent now?

Sure. : )

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Official Phyrexian Post

[transmechanicus]

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

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Official Phyrexian Post...?