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[thestuffedalligator]

Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

[thestuffedalligator]

“Hello I’m Officer Goodguy”

“I didn’t kill him!”

“I wasn’t going to ask if you killed somebody”

“Oh, sorry”

“Did you kill somebody?”

“Oh yeah”

[thestuffedalligator]

“I’m gonna have to take a look around”

“Okayyy but you’re not gonna like it”

*opens door, reveals room full of badly keyed in fire and high pitched screaming, closes door*

“Well?”

“I didn’t like it”

[thestuffedalligator]

It won the audience choice award, obviously

[official-boob-posts]

not enough people are talking about this smh

[memorycycle]

agent smith: i got some za za if you need

mr anderson: ill be honest my tolerance has been increasing so that would be appreciated

[zvaigzdelasas]

10D Chess

[elbiotipo]

[boccher]

mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

[beardedmrbean]

I'm sure he just walked it off and was fine after

[beesmygod]

for months ive been thinking to myself "food is highkey yummy", a phrase which not only means nothing but is also stupid as fuck

[charl0ttan]

we're doin too much pey wet we're doin to much of that squidward meme we should be talkin abt me and my collection of egalitarian mugs

[charl0ttan]

dont talk to me until ive ended racism

[kushblazer666]

i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

[elksewer]

[woodrider]

somewhat virgin olive oil

[woodrider]

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

The Democratic party will not even bother to save themselves. They will not save you, listen to those who actually want to who were deemed “radical/ fae left.” This country is far right as that targeted assassinations are not treated as a dire warning sign by the “Opposition party.”

[vague-humanoid]

[epicsause-official]

the summoning

[tpwrtrmnky]

yeah.

[catherine-clover]

[sovietnam]

[fulda-gap-express]

[depsidase]

[theinstagrahame]

How many of you can produce your documents proving citizenship? How long would it take, versus an ICE agent's patience.

This is absolutely getting US citizens. There's no way it's not. They are not that careful. They're also almost definitely racially profiling...

Now... what do you do if ICE says your documents are forged?

[crossroads-creations]

Even those who can produce their documents are being taken. There are already dozens of videos of people trying to show their Real IDs, passports/passport cards and other documents that is on their person and ICE agents straight up refusing to look at them or calling them fake.

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

[danielwaldorf]

how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?