two for the poon and one for the qun

(formerly arishocker) Stir-frying on low heat for fear of burning will yield only watery slop. Do not fear the flames. The pan over high heat is what makes a delicious and crisp vegetable stir-fry.

[officialurdnotwrex]

Behold Him in the east and behold Him in the west

He rises, He rises, above a people undivided

At noon His glory shines for all

And at night His fury preserves them

Woe to the foe of aeons who is evil most

And hail to the King of Sunlight Host

[officialurdnotwrex]

Protip: post vague, esoteric things on your inactive blog to really spice up your life

[pi4nobl4ck]

crazyest new anime

[zevashstation-deactivated202102]

What a fucking trip

[tuna-trash]

Rebloging this anytime I see it

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[polygonalfish]

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

Thank you Barry.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[self-healing]

forgive yourself for the stagnancy that was produced from your depression

[iwilleatyourenglish]

how do men this weak even manage to survive

[officialurdnotwrex]

Yeah so hey :v

Been a while huh?

If you know who I am, heya :v ive been kinda doin my own thing. I stream on twitch now. Learning coding and programming. Working in starting a voice over career. Im pretty good at all that if I say so myself

So if you wanna get back in touch, hit me up. I stopped using skype and Im on discord now. Dont know how many of you do. Haha wow kinda feel like a fuckin grandpa in that regard.

But hey. If i can recognize you, chances are I miss you. :v Thats that sad shit yo

[officialurdnotwrex]

Is this still an active blog?

Lol nah i just check in from time to time and look at shitIf you know me tho hmu

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[rawren-deactivated20180428]

We have .65 and are a month behind on our electric pls money dog 😭

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[thoteisha]

I deserve an apology smh

[mylittlesanity]

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

[atomic--sugar--bomb]

A

[officialurdnotwrex]

Visit Original Link

hey guys i did a megaman music

[officialurdnotwrex]

When you wait on the pizza and you tryin real hard not to think but think happens regardless of want

[allfreakshere]

I’d like to tell you all about the app REFUGE RESTROOMS :) This app is for my fellow transgender and gender nonconforming pals to find gender neutral / unisex restrooms!! As you can see, there aren’t too many downloads!! I love this app though and it is extremely helpful!!! You can log new restrooms as you find them to help your transgender and gender nonconforming pals!! Please help out!!!!!!

[remus-filius]

THIS IS AN AMAZING APP OKAY!! Signal boost the hell out of this it deserves a hell of a lot of recognition, the amount of times this has saved me from awkward or even dangerous situations is unbelievable

[antarcticabysea]

Fuck yeah.