[literallyaflame]

loathe as i am to say this, h*rry p*tter can be kind of useful. like, whenever i meet someone in their mid-thirties who thinks that snape was “very sexy” and “morally correct, actually,” i INSTANTLY know that i’m dealing with a total dumbass. it’s efficient

[lastvalyrian]

That’s why Kylo Ren was created, to keep this effect going for the next generation

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: bird lube

[graceebooks]

“it works”

[slimegargoyle]

[sesh]

[jakemorph]

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[recentgooglesearches]

Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”

[thepowerplumber]

[railroadsoftware]

lock. him. up.

[haramdaddy]

[nostoccommune]

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

[snarp]

I don't know how to stop being stupid

[snarp]

I am NOT asking for assistance in this matter

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

I'm on the operating table before my top surgery and right before I fall unconscious I see the doctor pull out these motherfuckers

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

[poop-cop-deactivated20220131]

[pettycentral]

[bajn]

???they’re using imessage

[generic-unnoticeable-person-here]

Im her

[eelizabit]

So awesome of Tchaikovsky to write ballets based off of a couple Barbie movies. Cool guy!

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[cungadero]

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]