jay

shut up and kiss

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[vermillionkill-deactivated20230]

worth a shot huh

[terminalmack-blog]

This is fucking crazy… so I’m a Marine right and I thiught, fuck it, my Mom’s birthday is coming up and I want to go home for that but I didn’t think my leave request would be approved. GUESS WHO’S GONNA SURPRISE THEIR MOM BY FLYING HOME.

[w-t-f-yes]

I’m not so sure about this, but nothing to lose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[w-t-f-yes]

I can’t change my wish, can I? 😂😂😂

[ofplainromance]

BTS in fanfics

jungkook: cool emo bad guy/fuckboi or emotionally constipated baby bunny

taehyung: genius child with innocent personality or weird kid with cleanliness issues

jimin: tae/kook's best friend or that really short friend who loves his abs

namjoon: really clumsy but smart hyung or 'daddy'

hoseok: that hyung everyone goes to for advice or that only straight friend

yoongi: chill 'idgaf' music dude or that really worrisome hyung who'll kill for you

seokjin: eomma

[ofplainromance]

Fic: read me

Me: why?

Fic: top!Taehyung

Me: fuck.

[ofplainromance]

BTS Ships

vkook: husband x husband (OTP)

namjin: mom x dad

yoonmin: tsundere x deredere

vhope: humor best friends

taegi: baby x hyung

vmon: son x appa

taejin: son x eomma

kookie monster: baby x appa

jinkook: eomma x baby

vmin: ship but not otp

jikook: one-sided love story

2seok: eomma x uncle

yoonjin: grandpa x eomma

jihope: horny x horny

hopekook: senpai x kouhai

jinmin: eomma x daughter

jimon: daughter x appa

sugakookie: lamb skewers

yoonseok: possible bfs but not otp

sugamon: rap buds

namseok: dance mon x rap mon

[versacejin]

don't risk it

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

[jiggook-blog-deactivated2021072]

can’t risk this

[titaniagigante-deactivated20210]

Jeonghan no

[17-scenarios]

seungkwan im coming for you buddy

[fy17trash]

Can’t risk this sorry

[hoshi-u-love-me]

Doing this for hoshi

[busangguk]

SUGA IM COMING

[btslovestrong]

Kookieeee <3

[kpop-anabell]

FML.. IT SHOWED UP AGAIN! I JUST CAN’T RISK THIS! I HAVE TO REBLOG AGAIN! I’M SORRY!

[we-hate-bts]

HOBI, CHANYEOL, JACKSON, KAI, TAE, RAP MONEY, BEENZINO, ZION T., CRUSH, GIRIBOY, YUGYEOM, JAEBUM, WOOZI, MINGYU, N, JONGHYUN, ONEW, ZELO,….

[btssmutandfluff]

Yoongi, Namjoon, Chanyeol, and Kai. I’m coming babies.

[sing-me-a-day6-song]

UGH I’M DOING THIS FOR ALL OF BTS

[frogprince25]

Just cause, why not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jummychu-yo]

@hanbinhateblog bro help me I is scare. I want to see my babaies.

[taetine]

Omg youre so lame im dying

[moondustchim]

I hate myself

[sappfs]

yeah Im just.sorry but I want it to happen don’t risk can’t risk NAMJOON IM HERE

[joohon-ey]

sHIT

[ofplainromance]

Bby tae and kookie, im coming for you gay shits

[ofplainromance]

Covers by Jungkook for V

I have this headcanon that every song covered by kookie is for taetae. I’ll try to explain every song and a line(or a verse) in each that really hits me.

▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪

Lost Stars - ‘Please see me reaching out for someone I can’t see’

• this was his first cover and from what i’ve understand from the lyrics, i think he’s trying to convey that he likes tae but is scared to admit it because he knows that most people will see differently and probably despise him. He was probably very conscious of the people around him because he was afraid that he’ll probably slip up and make a problem for the others so he tries to hide it, but its so hard cause taehyung acts like he doesn’t give a fuck that people will know and just gives him more attention.

Paper Hearts - ‘Hiding every cloud under a smile when there’s cameras’

• in this song they’re being lowkey with their affections. They have to hold back because they’re idols and they’re both guys so its socially unacceptable to be together so they have to make do with their bromance and play it safe because everybody is watching and they have an image to keep or else they’ll fail and fall and it’s not just them that will be affected but also the other members. But everyday it keeps getting harder because they’re feeling just keep growing and its not easy to be neutral.

•generally, the song is about giving the person you love up because you know that there is someone better for them and you think that its for the best but they know that they will always cherish the memories and will try to be happy for each other even though they’re still in love.

Fools - ‘I am tired of this place, I hope people change’

•they’re tired of hiding what they feel for each other and wishes that people will just stop being asses and mind their own businesses because if its hard trying to act like you like someone, its harder to act like you don’t. They wish that they didn’t have those feeling for each other just so that there wouldn’t be any complications and everything would be better and everything would be fine but it would never be fine because they’re idols and they have to live up to the people’s expectations and its so sad and lonely but they have to do it because its not only them that’s gonna have problems, they’re also bringing with them the other five.

Nothing Like Us - 'Cause nothing can ever ever replace you, nothing can make me feel like you do. You know there’s no one I can relate to and know we won’t find a love that’s so true.’

• they’re perfect for each other. That’s it. That’s the message. They’re perfect for each other but they can’t be together because of people and expectations and idol life and fame and the members and the entertainment. They’re so perfect for each other they make everything feel so right when they’re together but it has to stop because they’re Jeon Jeongguk and Kim Taehyung and they are a part of Bangtan and they are both guys and everything is complicated.

▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪

Well this was long and really hard to explain but thats probably it. I hope vkook will be together forever.

But really, istg if jungkook covers secret love song next, this headcanon of mine will be fcking canon. Kbye.

[taegukkei]

finally someone who shares my headcanon!!! I honestly also think that Jeongguk’s covers are for Taehyung. They somehow always connect? Haha! Also, remember when Fools was uploaded on Tae’s b-day? I instantly thought it was a birthday gift for him from Kookie (and that he just had Namjoon sing it with him to avoid any suspicions).

And OMG Secret Love Song fck that fits them so much! Also Wild and Talk Me Down by Troye Sivan reminds me so much of Taekook i cri ㅠㅠ

My otp.. They’re so beautiful! They simulta(e)neously kill me and give me life!

[ofplainromance]

Waaaaaah Talk Me Down really fits them too, its a really angsty feely song and the lyrics is filled with longing (*insert tronnor*) and somewhat kind of a poison love, just like Wild.

Taekook really is the perfect couple.

On their 1000 Days with Bangtan, both of them sang the same songs (Love is Not Over), and also the songs that they've written, Love is Not Over for Jungkook and Hold Me Tight for Taehyung brings out the same message, 'don't leave me'. And if I remember right (this was explained by Namjoon in their HYYH concert), Jungkook produced a part in Run and it almost didn't make it to the song because it was too good/overwhelming and none of what the others made can fit to it, it just didn't transition right, and then Taetae came swooping in with his own tune and made everything okay (ahhh my feels).

It hurts me how they fit each other perfectly but doesn't have the chance to be together. 😢😢😖 i hope they'll get to be a couple and make my vkook heart happy someday

[ofplainromance]

I thought I was the only one who noticed about Jungkook's covers!! Also, Tae made a cover of "Someone Like You", (which I headcanon as like, him knowing they probably won't be able to be together, and JK will probably date and marry a woman in the future)

I was supposed to add that too but then the post would be too long. And oh my god, I never thought anyone would actually agree with me because i noticed that all the songs both of them have covered are almost always about love that will never work out or about letting them go and trying to be happy when they’re not 😢 i feel so happy that many feel the same way about vkook. Bless those kids and may they finally finally come out to us as couples (and i freakin hope that they'll marry each other because damn).

[ofplainromance]

Fic: read me

Me: why?

Fic: vkook smut and fluff

Me: fuck.

[ofplainromance]

Covers by Jungkook for V

I have this headcanon that every song covered by kookie is for taetae. I'll try to explain every song and a line(or a verse) in each that really hits me. ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ Lost Stars - 'Please see me reaching out for someone I can't see' • this was his first cover and from what i've understand from the lyrics, i think he's trying to convey that he likes tae but is scared to admit it because he knows that most people will see differently and probably despise him. He was probably very conscious of the people around him because he was afraid that he'll probably slip up and make a problem for the others so he tries to hide it, but its so hard cause taehyung acts like he doesn't give a fuck that people will know and just gives him more attention. Paper Hearts - 'Hiding every cloud under a smile when there's cameras' • in this song they're being lowkey with their affections. They have to hold back because they're idols and they're both guys so its socially unacceptable to be together so they have to make do with their bromance and play it safe because everybody is watching and they have an image to keep or else they'll fail and fall and it's not just them that will be affected but also the other members. But everyday it keeps getting harder because they're feeling just keep growing and its not easy to be neutral. •generally, the song is about giving the person you love up because you know that there is someone better for them and you think that its for the best but they know that they will always cherish the memories and will try to be happy for each other even though they're still in love. Fools - 'I am tired of this place, I hope people change' •they're tired of hiding what they feel for each other and wishes that people will just stop being asses and mind their own businesses because if its hard trying to act like you like someone, its harder to act like you don't. They wish that they didn't have those feeling for each other just so that there wouldn't be any complications and everything would be better and everything would be fine but it would never be fine because they're idols and they have to live up to the people's expectations and its so sad and lonely but they have to do it because its not only them that's gonna have problems, they're also bringing with them the other five. Nothing Like Us - 'Cause nothing can ever ever replace you, nothing can make me feel like you do. You know there's no one I can relate to and know we won't find a love that's so true.' • they're perfect for each other. That's it. That's the message. They're perfect for each other but they can't be together because of people and expectations and idol life and fame and the members and the entertainment. They're so perfect for each other they make everything feel so right when they're together but it has to stop because they're Jeon Jeongguk and Kim Taehyung and they are a part of Bangtan and they are both guys and everything is complicated. ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ Well this was long and really hard to explain but thats probably it. I hope vkook will be together forever. But really, istg if jungkook covers secret love song next, this headcanon of mine will be fcking canon. Kbye.

[ofplainromance]

Jack

If jack could shape shift into a human, i'd ship him with magnus

[ofplainromance]

Wtf V

[ofplainromance]

every cheesy romance story

Person 1: *talking 'bout something really pretty and is so passionate about it*

Person 2: *staring intently at person 1* yeah, yeah. but I know something even more beautiful.

Person 1: that's ridiculous, nothing's more pretty than *what he/she is sputtering nonstop*

Person 2:I'm serious. wanna know what it is?

Person 1: what?

Person 2: You.

[ofplainromance]

I hate Mondays and first day of period. But you know what I hate more? First day of period on a Monday. ugh

[johnlocksims]

It’s Red Pants Monday and John never misses it.

Sherlock loves it, obviously, since he’s the only one that actually gets to see the pants ;)

[ofplainromance]

at first glance, i thought it was merthur

[of-pierce-and-parade]

If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

[balotellitubbies]

Not gonna take the chance of not becoming a dragon

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

*REBLOGS FASTER THAN A DRAGON’S BURNING HEARTBEAT*

[ofplainromance]

I shall be named Draco!

[itsavestime-deactivated20150926]

You know what kills me about the reveal scene?

It’s when Arthur said he would know Merlin’s a sorcerer. He wasn’t condemning Merlin on the spot, he was going “I’d know if you were a sorcerer because we’re best friends and you would have told me something this huge”. He was going “I’d know because you’d never hide something like this from me, we’re closer than that.”. 

And one of their conversation later on proved that Arthur’s anger and fear was because he had to work out if the man who’d been his best friend, his confidante, his strongest ally and supporter, was genuine. He had to work out if Merlin privately hated him all along.

So when Merlin admitted he didn’t tell him because he didn’t want to put Arthur in a position where he’d have to choose between his duty as king and his duty as a friend… It hit Arthur that Merlin cared about him just as much he cared about Merlin and that’s when all the hurt and anger and fear just melted away. Just because Merlin was the most powerful sorcerer who ever lived doesn’t mean he would ever betray or hurt Arthur Pendragon. 

That’s why Arthur said thank you as he died. It wasn’t just a thank you for your help, thank you for being here, thank you for remaining by my side. It was a “Thank you for being my friend all along”. 

[ofplainromance]

stop making me cry. my shirt’s full of snot already

[ofplainromance]

merlin: where'd arthur go?

merlin: oh wait i got this

merlin: (in a loud voice) OH GWAINE, I WOULD LOVE TO TOUR THE GARDENS WITH YOU

arthur: (from across the room) GWAINE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MERLIN YOU PHILANDERING WHORE

merlin: found him