What am I doing here?

I write. I cry. I want to die. 22F asexual, biromantic

[zackisontumblr]

[hylialeia]

she didn't have to kill him in the first paragraph goddamn 😭

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[melonymint753]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

every fucking day brother

[notaflu]

I am not a "lol geometric situationship" Billford shipper. I am a "their souls are tied together for all of time" Billford shipper.

[t00thpasteface]

meme redraw. grace turn around your you is burning

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[alexaloraetheris]

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

[alexaloraetheris]

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

[alexaloraetheris]

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

[alexaloraetheris]

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

[sarcastictexas]

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

[neverendingmidnightsun]

the most 2014 post possible

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[faerieinthehumanworld]

So this is BRILLIANT

[historia-is-a-cool-name]

Eva Stratt for tumblr sexywoman 2027

[evastrattsexywoman2027]

And the campaign starts now

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I would vote for her

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

@evastrattsexywoman2027 your username brings joy

[evastrattsexywoman2027]

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 I created it with you in mind <3

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

That brings me much joy, also omg I love your banner, Left her nuke Antarctica indeed

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[superpeanutgarden]

Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!

[saphire-sage618]

MOON DAY MONDAY!!!!

[shitpostingkats]

Palpatine: And in exchange for your sworn fealty, a lifelong service to my empire, and your intel on the Unknown Regions, what must I give you in return?

Thrawn:

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[thembo-y]

𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭…

obligatory princess mononoke drawing teeheehee

this will be available as a print when i become sane again, im afraid these tragic gay men occupy all my thoughts

hhhhaaarrAARHRHHH THE BLOOD DRIPPING ON HIS FACE FREAK4FREAK MY GAWD

including a bonus screen cap redraw:

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡