[dingdongyouarewrong]

honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you

[williambyers]

Congratulations to WEST SIDE STORY on their wins at the Golden Globe Awards (2022)

[transtomwambsgans]

i never post about harry potter for obvious reasons but genuinely the starkid fan musical version of voldemort is one of the funniest characters in existence. he's more interesting than anything that happens in any official hp material. his number one passion is dancing. he almost fucks bellatrix lestrange on stage. he gets bored halfway through hunting harry down and just kind of gives up. he writes in his journal while laying on his stomach like a girl in a teen movie. he has a youtube channel where he reviews zac efron films. his grandparents make limp wrist gestures at him and give him a single snickers bar for christmas so he fucking kills them. hes bisexual

[zooophagous]

In light of tumblrs stupid new banned tags I will continue doing just whatever I want

[seraphex]

not leaving this site until it gets deleted

[seraphex]

if apple wants me and my penis jokes to die so badly then they can come and shoot me point blank but until then im gonna be sticking around

[wendiana99]

[keepbreathingky]

Art by Wolfskulljack_art

[yailea-deactivated20231216]

have some screenshots i took of the new lovejoy video because the vibes are impeccable.

[mossflower-deactivated20241211]

no but if 2022 is okayish and it’s all because a straw goat burnt down what do we do then. where do we go from that point.

[something2believe]

if there's anything tumblr has taught me it's that this guy named franz kafka was in agony 365 days a year

[filmnoirsbian]

Hot girls break their backs trying to find a pdf of some rare book which had 500 copies published in 1932

[rylandsgrace]

I guess we can’t have nice things 

[skepticalfrog]

literally anyone who leaves a comment on a fic with quotes and their thoughts on the quotes they’ve picked out….. ur for real curing me of all of my illnesses literally the purest form of love 

[madejdeactivated]

“They thought we were done.” “He-ha-hoho… No way, baby.” “We’re back.”

Ryan And Shane’s New Ghost Hunting Show: GHOST FILES (Coming 2022)

[evasjacks]

It was almost a brotherly kiss, but not quite. Too fragile, too painful. 

James Farrow and Oliver Marks, If We Were Villains x

[nessa007]

#the final season of buzzfeed unsolved: supernatural is off to a wild start

[sephmp3]

ash kabosu put his all of his neurons and all 206 bones into those bass lines.

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]