AHOY BITCHES

Alexis, 20 gay as can be nature fairy living in California who wants to get trippy and go on adventures

[dailyraccoons]

[19863]

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

[pythiaproject]

It’s called Love .

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

OMG OMG OMG OMG BULBASAUR IS IN THE UPCOMING PIKACHU MOVIE

AND HE LOOKS ADORABLE

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

LOOK AT THEM!!!

[pokemondiamondversion]

[herojason-deactivated20190915]

“but if you dress/talk like that, it makes boys not want to talk to you!!”

[aggressively-crying]

human language has evolved beautifully

[witchgays]

slides in with roombas strapped to both my feet: sup heteros

[permanentlyexhaustedpidgeon]

Theory: great

Reality: they both take off in different directions, fuck

[witchgays]

homophobia never sleeps

[virpiablccdnerd]

you have to have rope at a length of like 1 to 2 feet. or maybe a steel bar. something. that connects the roombas and keeps them at an appropriate distance.

[witchgays]

finally a good suggestion. roomba bondage

[gahdamnpunk]

Brenda had TIME today

[dilf-pickle]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[volvulent]

[negaozone]

[kiixiies]

[redfagdiver]

[plasticlovefuture]

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

[klubbhead]

Good work guys

[dongoverlord]

it’s 7 am…. good morning everypony

[yokelfelonking]

[klubbhead]

How the fuck did this get worse

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[bitchycode]

[hotboyproblems]

[maxigolf]

those robbins aren’t gonna bask themselves

[catchymemes]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

NO

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

[the-protoplasm]

[catchymemes]

[luvnaught]

this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.

[flufflyspartan110]

@beastlysoul

[gallusrostromegalus]

Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you.  I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

The girl deserved to be kicked in the face tbh.

[annemarina-deactivated20200527]

ATTENTION: I need attention