🍎riley tobiscuit🍎

she/he -18- artist (vaguely) number one yuri fan ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[spoiledmilks]

i am working on important art but i really wanted to get this out as fast as possible the moment it turned midnight

happy pride everypony

[goodfuckinggodss]

when im at the " nobody's trying to GET you and nobody's hiding anything from you " intervention and the people giving the intervention are my actively hiding information from you friend, trying to traumatize me in different and innovative ways boss , trying to kill you monster who replaced my friend and also the future love of my life

[saturleez]

misc. s4-s5 nonsense

[catboy-grant-wilson]

This but it's Nick Jr

[ohbuguser]

when i’m in a codependency competition but these are my opponents so ik im gonna lose 😞 (closeups below the cut!!)

[transfemgrantwilson]

grant wilson vs I saw the TV glow. Fight.

[lcnsdjstr]

AU no one asked for: the Teens immediately fail so these idiots save the world

Hermie: The warlock replacement of the group. Hasn’t yet realised that Jodie is his demonic patron and everything is primed to go very poorly when he does find out. When both his scene partner and will they-won’t they companion are stopped, Hermie decided to step up into the role of hero. For mostly self serving reasons.

I initially wanted to make him a wild magic sorcerer curtesy of scam, but it felt fun to match them up with the original teen classes

Brad Schmegan: Was Baptised, thus the cleric. Joined the group when he learned about what his father was doing.

Under explored daddy issues makes him fit in perfectly with the others

Hero Oak Swallows Garcia: Vengeance Paladin, doesn’t care to save the world but will save her brother.

Erica Drippens: Horse girl is the clear choice for a ranger. Technically not an npc and technically less daddy issues, but the character is hilarious and I Need her dynamic.

This is all stupid and underdeveloped but tell me yall understand.

[hardwrench]

and if these fajitas DONT come out sizzling there will be hell to pay

[wawfflee]

[ohbuguser]

chat i think we’re gonna be alright 🤔

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[mishoru]

Jane Rogan and Elizabeth Mothman 🌿🌿

[tortelorrini]

Hey haha is anyone else as not normal about this parallel as I am

[silvermoth0]

[avatarofthearchives]

This is Tim Stoker and Sasha James:

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later