Lions, acres of them

Oh who the fuck am I kidding? It's all just fucking Homestuck and some random shit. I'm Kawa.

[prinnay]

Sunrise books, vinyl, cd, buy, sell, trade

[prinnay]

I guess I’m making a series of courier fox twins doing cozy chores now 🤔🤔

[twistcmyk]

[apas-95]

[kohlrabisabi]

"Deorlār" (pre-latin)

[wallflowerwaitlist]

jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last 2 and half months of 2019

[lizzibennet]

i’m sorry she failed to do what now

[boethiah]

my roommates being obnoxious again so,

share with me the songs you’d least want to hear while having sex 

[boethiah]

[dirtshrines]

*flips myself over in the skillet* ( ・-・)

[dirtshrines]

[somespicyshrimp]

ppl: if you want a girlfriend why don’t you just talk to girls?

me:

[glumshoe]

“Really, detective? A strawberry daiquiri? Well, you must be secure in your sexuality.” She grinned unpleasantly.

“Very secure,” he said, looking her up and down with his one good eye. “I’m about as gay as an Easter daffodil.”

[luminouspica]

How gay is an Easter daffodil?

[glumshoe]

slightly more gay than a Christmas poinsettia

[dirtycoolcatconfessions]

Good fucking lord cool cat

[zelibrius]

Dream Pill

[extrics]

Me: hi I’m an artist

Me: *aggressively avoids drawing*

[vaydra]

makes one line on drawing

*Wipes sweat off forehead* WHEW that was INTENSE time to take a break for (looks at watch) a month

[buzzfeed]

The Editor's Notes On Milo Yiannopoulos' Awful Book Are Absolutely Incredible

The comments include, "Don't make fun of school shooters"; "This entire paragraph is just repeating Fake News"; and "NO!"

Some highlights:

[fierceawakening]

That poor editor. I feel for him so much.

[ink-shaming]

based on this

[tenderfeeling]

[gigglesister]

[c-bassmeow]

Idk which one is funnier