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Patchwork quilt floor!
Oh cool!
Teamwork makes the dream work
look at this cursed ass kitchen drawer I just saw on google images
What do you mean cursed that’s space that’s usually wasted and in this case it is is not wasted
this design wastes a ton of space
normally a cabinet is designed with a larger door to the side of the corner with inside space that reaches into the corner so all space is usable.
Yall want to see peak blind corner cabinetry imo
Now I gotta show off the cabibet alignment chart I posted separately
explanations here: https://pancakeke.tumblr.com/post/625382574774190080/here-is-an-alignment-chart-for-types-of-kitchen
Oh hey my cabinets are lawful good!
They are the only thing in the building.
this is peak Craigslist
I want to know if they got answers.
I really wanna know how this turned out.
Just so you guys know.
cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads
I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.
I just want to know one thing: what were the jokes like?
doctor who + moments that get me every time 20/?: vincent and the doctor (5.10)
where do you think van gogh rates in the history of art?
mofu_sand
day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend
gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits
no more bare tits
oh shit a bow
having a moment
🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty
aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes
good morning sluts, back to work
fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)
we’re gonna be so pretty
wig snatched
shit do i gotta act like a lady now?
if I play dead it might goes away
oh my im getting hotter by the minute
what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry
I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️
girl’s night out(ish) 🍻
This does a good job at showing how ridiculously free-for-all and confusing WWI was.
The historical accuracy here, as a History major, makes me weep tears of joy.
*Cries of laughter*
A history major this made me extremely amused. This is beautifully accurate.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
Russia gets thrown through a plate glass window, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change
I’m dying.
WWII: Germany suddenly starts being racist and punching everyone.
I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years
It’s full of plastic bread clips
It’s for Science
At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:
There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.
They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.
I found a species that has not yet been described:
Yay for citizen science 👍
wtf?
Update:
Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier
HOLY SHIT HORG IS BACK ON MY DASH!!! Also I’m so glad that they help pediatricians, that’s very nice.
I want to know all about this, and also what kingdom of taxonomy Occlupanids are in. Also I just got the meaning of Occlupanid.
occlu–to close pan–bread Occlupanid = a specimen of “bread-closers”
EDIT: I am now reading their website, and:
Class Occlupanida (Occlu=to close, pan= bread) are placed under the Kingdom Microsynthera, of the Phylum Plasticae. Occlupanids share phylum Plasticae with “45” record holders, plastic juice caps, and other often ignored small plastic objects.
microsynthera would be small manmade items. this implies a kingdom macrosynthera, of larger manmade items. i want to see a full taxonomic tree. Also, I want to say that the difference between macro and micro is whether it’s bigger or smaller than a breadbox, but based on the above, small soda bottles would be macro, so probably not, sadly.
I… may have sent HORG an email.
I am fucking loving this
THEY’RE STILL AROUND! HUZZAH!
these kinds of posts really make me FEEL how far the branches of human knowledge span
Françoise Dorléac in La Peau Douce (1964) dir. François Truffaut
Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”
he’s livetweeting chekov’s problems
My hand slipped
In Memoriam: Max von Sydow (1929-2020)
A legend of international cinema has just left us. Max von Sydow transcended a variety of film genres alternating between hero and villain, to become one of the most recognizable faces ever. To horror film fans, he will always be Father Merrin in “The Exorcist”. To the fans of superhero films, he will always be Flash Gordon’s nemesis Ming the Merciless and to recent fans, he shined as The Three-Eyed Raven in “Game of Thrones” and Lor San Tekka in “Star Wars, The Force Awakens”. Even to fans of offbeat comedies, he would be their beloved Brewmeister Smith from “Strange Brew”. Here are a list of his most famous films ever, from Ingmar Bergman to Woody Allen all the way to Steven Spielberg.
The Seventh Seal (1957)
The Magician (1958)
The Virgin Spring (1960)
Through A Glass Darkly (1961)
Winter Light (1963)
The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965)
Hawaii (1966)
The Quiller Memorandum (1966)
Hour of the Wolf (1968)
Shame (1968)
The Passion of Anna (1969)
The Kremlin Letter (1970)
The Night Visitor (1971)
The Emigrants (1971)
The Touch (1971)
The Apple War (1971)
The New Land (1972)
The Exorcist (1973)
Three Days of the Condor (1975)
Voyage of the Damned (1976)
Flash Gordon (1980)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Strange Brew (1983)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Dune (1984)
Dreamscape (1984)
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
Pelle The Conqueror (1988) (Oscar nomination)
Awakenings (1990)
Until the End of the World (1991)
The Best Intentions (1992)
Needful Things (1993)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Citizen X (1995)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Snow Falling on Cedars (1999)
Minority Report (2002)
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2007)
Shutter Island (2010)
Robin Hood (2010)
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (2011) (Oscar nomination)
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2016)
Game of Thrones (2016)
The Command (2018)
Echoes of the Past (TBA) (final role)
Joker (2019)
I’ve been somewhat lax in watching all the films being recognized at this year’s Academy Awards ceremony because I’ve been busy. Last week, I finally saw the most popular of those films, Todd Phillips “Joker”. It’s hard to believe that the director of “The Hangover” franchise has done a complete 180 and created a dramatic masterpiece that will be part of film history. It straddles between two worlds, the real world and the DC Comics universe, but the former seems to dominate.
In the role of his career, Joaquin Phoenix plays Arthur Fleck, a clown and failed comedian living with his mother Penny (Frances Conroy) in a run down apartment in early 1980s Gotham (New York City). He suffers from mental illness and relies on social services for his medication and well being. After being attacked by delinquents, Arthur receives a gun from co-worker Randall (Glenn Fleshler) as protection. When entertaining children at a children’s hospital, Arthur’s gun falls out and he is fired from his job. At the same time, the state cuts all mental health funding, leaving Arthur without his medication. The last straw is when Arthur is mugged on the subway and kills his assailants while donning his clown makeup. What comes out of this episode, will result in a series of more episodes signalling the end of Arthur Fleck and the genesis of The Joker, a symbol for all the downtrodden walking dead in Gotham.
It’s no wonder that “Joker” has the most Oscar nominations for 2020 with an impressive 11 category spots. Every facet of “Joker” from the art direction recreating crime ridden Gotham/New York City to the cinematography and editing work heightening the sleaze and decadence that surrounds Arthur nonstop. However, what makes “Joker” among the best of the best, apart from Joaquin Phoenix’s performance is the score by Icelandic cellist Hildur Guðnadóttir. One would think that a full symphony orchestra would act as the musical accompaniment to the action, but a cello is actually more effective in accompanying the actions of a mentally ill protagonist. It’s why Guðnadóttir will most likely win the Oscar for Best Score in addition to her Golden Globe.
What can be said about Joaquin Phoenix, the man is The Joker, at least the realistic man that one feels sorry for. While Heath Ledger’s was exaggerated in mannerisms and villainy, Phoenix brings humanity to this character. It’s by watching Phoenix’s Joker that the character almost ceases to be a villain, but an unlucky victim of circumstance. Phoenix’s performance is one of those once in a blue moon opportunities where you forget it’s the actor on screen. The character becomes the real life individual. When Arthur laughs uncontrollably and has mental breakdowns, it’s like watching an actual person on the streets or in a mental institution. What Daniel Day-Lewis’ performance in “There Will Be Blood” was for the 2000s, Joaquin Phoenix’s performance is just that for the 2010s and it took until the end of the decade for it to transpire.
As for the other performances in “Joker”, they’re all outshone by Phoenix which is almost a drawback to having such an excellent leading man. Robert De Niro as Arthur’s idol, late night host Murray Franklin emulates the Johnny Carson type entertainment of yesteryear. De Niro’s presence in the film can be seen as cinematic nepotism due to Joker’s similarity to Travis Bickle and Rupert Pupkin, but De Niro seems to pull it off well. Zazie Beetz is great as Arthur’s neighbor and love interest Sophie, who seems to be have Arthur’s same feelings of being overlooked. Brett Cullen as Thomas Wayne convincingly plays the quintessential sleazebag politician, unlike his past portrayals. And then there’s Frances Conroy, who manages to stand out on her own as “mother of the year” Penny Fleck. If it was any other year, I could see her get an Oscar nomination because in the scenes with Arthur and Penny, you can see an outstanding performance that critics should have paid more attention to.
2019/20 is probably one of the most competitive years of recent memory when it comes to Oscar nominated films. With “1917″, “Once Upon A Time in Hollywood” and “Parasite” to name a few, gaining momentum in the Best Picture race, will “Joker” stand out and win the top prize? It certainly has Oscar wins for Phoenix and Guðnadóttir in the bag and quite possibly a few more, but this film having made $1 billion dollars and making records as the highest grossing R-rated film, it’s very possible that the achievement will be reflected on Oscar night.
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