Alternate Timeline Watson

18, female sometimes, vicious sea lion others... This is an open rp blog because why the hell not? If we met because of my tumblr card I pass out, hello! Welcome! Don't be afraid to approach me!!! http://www.shubbubang.tumblr.com made the header, and the background is by http://life-writer.deviantart.com/

[gunnslaughter]

[mctiddiezo]

gunnslaughter:

A petty 20 goes a long way.

[ohshitfuckimhoestuck]

yessssss

[misterfrogeyes]

I just realized something

Above: Tenchcoat with weird shoulderpad things and no sleeves plus weird belt things

Above: ALSO a trenchcoat with weird shoulderpad thingies and no sleeves and weird belt things

CONCLUSION: Gabriel stole Jacks look and made it emo

[buyakasha]

i couldn’t resist

[fo4companionsuggestion]

Don’t let someone else tell you what your name is. Your name is what you damn well say it is. Hancock changed his name and so can you.

[ohshitfuckimhoestuck]

damn straight

[sillyandquiteawkward]

tiny nugget john mcdonough meets his hero and promptly gets his name wrong

just a scribbly comic of which the motivation to make it consisted of “tiny john calls valentine, valentime”

[bert-jansch]

it just occurred to me that hancock might have been really young when nick came to diamond city? like who knows he might have been like 8 or 10 or maybe older idk but i really wanna see smol hancock meeting nick for the first time and welcoming him into diamond city and being super enthusiastic and running around giving him a tour and being the only one to really talk to nick for the first while cuz he looks cool and stuff

[moonsymptom]

Long time, no see, sweetheart.

Kay so, long story short: Did this for a vine art contest. Took up 20 hours and 31 minutes /that I recorded/…. and probably about 5 years off my life due to the sheer amount of panic attacks and stress this damn thing put me through.

Needless to say; please, for the love of Sans, don’t steal (ill legitimately cry and I’ve hidden about 5 watermarks in this thing)

Vine: here

Speed paint (youtube): here

Deviantart: here

just… take this damn thing away from me =^=

Edit: oh my gosh, you all are so sweet….. thank you all ever so much for being so kind, it fills me with determination Edit 2: Kk. Im broke now. You guys have oFFICALLY BROKEN ME. YOURE ALL WONDERFUL AND AMAZING HUMAN BEINGS AND I LOVE YOU! Thank you all ever so much, for everything.

[westernlariat]

[rifa]

I have been waiting 15 years for this gif set

[blackmesa-deactivated20160511]

favorite thing ever

[ohshitfuckimhoestuck]

It's sans

[frog43]

what if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[wigmund]

Day 63: No darkspawn today. Alistair has died of dysentery.

[synthsleuthing]

Me playing FO4: Okay I’m gonna progress the main plot and finish some side-quests today! Maybe try and max out a companions affection.

*8 hours and two ridiculously detailed settlements filled with cats later*

Me Playing FO4: I’m never finishing this fucking game, am I?

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

[oldcicadahymns-archived]

#hades probably double knots his laces

[zenosanalytic]

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

[ronandhermy]

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

[ghostcat3000]

Filed under: Favorite Myths

[johnbodyheat]

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

I love this post every time I see it.

[min-play]

heh kinda makes me wonder what ut/uf sans reaction to his sugar high would be like lol

[ohshitfuckimhoestuck]

me tbh

[ohshitfuckimhoestuck]

Jess, if you're trying to get to me through that messenger thing, I'm on mobile. I can't see those messages.

SHIT OKAY SO MY NUMBER IS NOT THAT OTHER ONE FOR STARTERS WHOOOOOOPS its 334 718 6530

also im iundertale trash and i legally changed nmy name WHOO WE gt a lot of catching up to do shell bell

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

My contribution to homestuck theories.

[purified-zone]

this is so fucking terrible but so necessary at the same time

[crazymanjoel-deactivated2017010]

Sometimes i play my bass guitar like a cello. #experminental #bassguitar #cello #ambient

[stanleylt]

this sounds like you’ve just entered a really earthy ancient temple and you’re just standing there in awe as light floods through a crack in the ceiling

[ewaneneollav]

in 2010 a rule was introduced on the MS Paint Adventures forums banning art that depicted the kids pregnant, in reponse to this a member of the Homestuck music team created a rap album entitled “The Baby Is You” about Dave Strider giving birth to John Egbert, it was deleted from the forums and people were forbidden from talking about it or acknowleding its existence

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is one of those things I came so close to completely forgetting and now here it is

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

WAIT DIDNT THE GUY WHO MADE THAT ALBUM MAKE UNDERTALE DJSJSMAKAIFIEBMSMAJAJ

[white-flare-the-pegasus-mod]

Did he? I’d like a source before I say so.

[darkmoonhyena]

http://super-villain.org/whywouldyoudothis/thebabyisyou.html

[ot3-old]

THAT LINK DOESN’T LINK TO THE ACTUAL SONGS THEMSELVES ANYMOR EBECAUSE TRAGICALLY, THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN OFF MEDIAFIRE, BUT I FOUND THEM ON YOUTUBE

TOBY FOX…. A MAN OF MANY TALENTS

[thesinstitute-blog]

fallout 4 + outofcontextdnd

[outofcontextdnd]

every time I see one of these post with quotes from this blog I think to myself “Wow, myself, I’ve really hit the big time.”

[globalcooldown]

@carcinocarnivals