Almost every TV show thinks kids would name their cute cat something like āMr. Fuzzakinsā and I always roll my eyes because in my experience if you really let a very small child name a cat you get cats running around with names like āButt Sandwichā or āWindshield Wipersā or āUgly Frog Guyā
Some of the best childhood cat names in the comments so far:
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Pizza Cube
Rolie Polie Coco Puff
Sparkle Brown
Alcoholic
Biscuit George
Cardio
Spider Man Powers (for a rabbit)
Spatula (for a human little brother)
And now I remember when I was 5 I was really upset that I mom wouldnāt let me name a shih tzu puppy āMeaty Boneā like the dog treat commercials.



















